So, those Canadians don’t think a southern border wall is so Looney now, eh?

Wait, what?  Are those numbers right?  $60k spent, and then it was sold for $3k?  Not hard to see why she’s the EX-wife.

My wife’s car slides. I’ve got a fairly steep, paved driveway, and she pulled in, parked, and went inside one particularly icy evening. It went all the way down the driveway, fortunately stopping before it got to the road.

I'll avoid knocking.

Holy shit! Just looked this tank up to see how accurate this was, saw that folks were getting quotes from $7-11k for either parts or full replacement. That’s batshit crazy.

Uh, ok.

I dunno, man.  I bet there is a good deal of common parts between it and my printer.

How many Leafs (Leaves?) can you have in your lawn before your insufferable neighbor calls the town on you for not taking them all up?

My car runs all the time when parked.  It does not, however, roll.

Sourcing parts for it may be an adventure in a couple years as Nissan dissolves.

“Yes, a four-wheel electric tricycle. You know, like a biped with a third leg, or a five-legged quadrupedal dog...”

When I was that age, I too was pretty dumb, like only ~95 mph dumb, not 191 mph dumb, though.

Fuck this kid with a rusty ice fishing auger.

I’m sorry Rob, I didn’t read this whole write up. I saw the age, the price, and skimmed to find the mileage, then scrolled straight to CP.

Just how short was the bus that picked you up for school?

I guess it's better than X AE-12, or whatever the fuck Elon named his kid.

Which union is that?

Unions are currently as corrupt and self serving as the corporate overlords they claim to shield the workers from. I’m not anti-organized labor, but I am anti-union, at least in their current state.

Tesla has a board of directors, right?  Are they ever going to get tired of his bullshit and throw him out?

A little more ground clearance is necessary in my city. Every summer they go around patching the Smart car sized holes, and then the snowplow scrapes the patches out every winter.