I would bet uphill/downhill was chosen specifically to give the Tesla an advantage. Putting the Ford heavy end downhill pulls more weight off of the rear tires. There’s very little weight in the rear of a conventional pick up truck, and this demonstration minimizes that weight further. Friction is a function of…

Fuck.

“With electric propulsion, weight does not matter as much anymore.”

Imagine being an anonymous internet prick, living in his mother’s basement, heckling writers in the internet for free...

Go sleep it off, Elon.

One will make it into production in my lifetime, the other...doubtful.

This truck is like something out of a movie...a low budget 80s movie taking a half ass guess as to what cars in 2020 will look like.

You sure about that funding?

Probably shouldn’t talk about small balls around Elon. You might get accused of some inappropriate behavior.

It certainly couldn’t have gone any worse.

This is what convinces you? Not the flame thrower. Not the spat with the SEC. Net the pedo guy thing, but this “truck?”

It’s a good thing it comes with autopilot. Someone with your eyesight shouldn’t be driving.

After seeing this thing, I think Elon and John share a predilection for powdered nose candy.

Fuck, I thought this one more thing would be the real truck, not an ATV.

How the fuck has this guy convinced so many people to give him so much money?

There is no doubt. This shit can’t be real.  Pretty sure I drew this truck when I was four.

Seems like a modest estimate.

Seriously, what the fuck am I watching? I don’t think I’ve seen a worse presentation in my life.

Now he’s broken the windows on the thing, is he high as fuck? What the hell am I watching?