All I have to say is I wanted to pummel that Chef Boyardee lookin Dyatlov every time he was on screen. I guess that’s called good acting.

The final episode had the clearest and easiest to follow explanation for what happened that I have ever heard and I have watched and read a lot about it over the years. That alone was incredibly useful television.

Definitely self conscious. But don’t worry. You can fix it. Buy products. Then you will be loved. I am your friend. I give good advice. Buy products. Then you will be lovable. I care for you. I do not judge your lack of pulp. But I want you to feel confident. That is impossible with no pulp, and also no seeds. Don’t…

this is the only song that matters

I came down here to rage about how it’s gonna be “Juice” or I’m going to burn down music, but I got distracted from my shitposting by how handsome Idris Elba is.

His face is, like, empirically perfect. 

All this time with Ted Cruz has apparently taught us nothing.

I tell my husband all the time that things won’t get better for MEN unless they start standing up for themselves when it comes to taking time off for sick kids and school events. Part of the problem is the older male generation, who absolutely do not see any reason for men to take time off for their children. Can’t…

You said it all with: “Except it’s... you know, water.” And probably - soon enough - some melted arctic glacier will expose some long-dormant microbe. At least an obscenely rich and vulgar person will be patient zero.

“Awkward Time For Mitt Romney to Compare His Wife to Daenerys Targaryen, Really”

Wow: lichen? In the house? And also, re: roommate stores fecal waste from cat in bedroom (in case he needs it one day, you never know). My brother owns an historic home in central Phx. He owns two actually, but the 2nd one has always been a rental/investment property. I vividly remember seen the huge pile of dog poop…

I hoped your husband tore strips off them and gave them the laundry list of bullshit they piled on you! 

Don’t have a baby. I used to be a 34H and now I’m a 36J because biology is cruel. Now there are no bras to be had, for pumping or nursing or even regular use >:( Also, it’s really horrible being postpartum and having to deal with residents asking if you have implants. Bedside manner: you're doing it wrong.

So basically...

Trump, three weeks from now, when Jr. is indicted for perjury:

These are based off of police blotter and news reports in Florida.

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

Damn, Ashley. You hit hit us with seven pictures of this fuzzy blobfish in rapidfire succession. You angry at us or what?

he claimed 94 clinic workers had, after watching the movie, reached out asking for help leaving the industry

Or the myriad other things that also affect the lives of babies and children they claim to care so much about, like parental leave, subsidized childcare, high-quality pre-K, and equitable access to a good education. I could go on forever.

Or about care for babies after they leave the womb and are in the real world with parents that cant afford food, housing ect.