Bacteria can learn. The same can’t be said of that family.

I’m not surprised. I used to love their clothes. The cuts were always hit or miss, but the quality and customer service was good. I definitely noticed things starting to slip before they were sold to Walmart. The prices were going up and quality was going down. I stopped buying from them when I found out about the…

You mean this scene?

Close to 70% of the population is also infected with herpes simplex 1, but only a small percentage of people display symptoms.

Have fun with that bit of info.

It’s almost like the attack on reproductive rights, closure of clinics like planned parenthood, ridiculous medical expenses, and the absurd insistence on abstinence only education is a bad thing. Who’d have fuckin’ thunk.

To give you a positive spin-

Oooo. Shitty bosses!

After working 60-70 hour weeks for close to a year, being placed as the key point person for our team, training new staff with our proprietary and undocumented tools tools, doing a f*ck ton of R&D and creating documentation for said tools, all on top of my normal tasks... I figured it was time to…

I up and moved out a few months before our lease was up because I couldn’t be in a room with her without having anxiety attack. I picked up extra shifts at work and continued to pay my half of the rent/utilities on top of the bills for the new place because I wasn’t a shitty person.

She proceeded to tell our mutual…

I feel you... I *attempted* to work from home with my partner (who is full time remote) on Friday just to realize they’ve hoarder’d the office up so bad that the only floor space you could see was a small pathway leading to their desk. Then it was the kid’s room... then their second playroom... and their third (every…

Ew.

This felt like I was reading a line from Welcome to Nightvale. Good work. 

I feel, and am right there with you. My kiddo is almost 4 and while we live in a relatively safe neighborhood- the assigned school is very close to an outdoor shotgun range and we have a lot of Trumpers and 2nd amendment asses living among us (and this is in liberal AF Seattle). The thought of him starting school…

Every time I see stories about women well past menopause going through this all I can think of is why. Why would you do this to yourself, and most importantly, your child. They’ll be staggeringly lucky if you live to see them through elementary school, let alone to adulthood.

And how TF do they have the energy for a…

I am currently trying to convince my partner to let us name the puppy we’re getting next week Fizzgig.

I WILL BREAK HIM DOWN! Maybe this video will help...

Great- now I’ve gone and spit coffee all over my keyboard.

Take your damn star.

I wish I could give this an extra star just for the “You’re Dad” line.

I would like to understand this as well. All I see is mediocre acting from an amorphous potato.

Oh wow... that’s special. I had to drag my window out way too far to get pictures and margins to even show up. This is... not good.

I would drunkenly watch this