I’ll take this snake to a surprise trouser snake.

EB wasn’t half bad to work for. Their expectations were reasonable, and we actually got commission on shit. When Gamestop took over, everything turned into a dumpster fire. Gamestop is the kind of company that decreases your wages when you get a promotion- then questions why you’d quit after being handed such a “great…

I worked with some real winner DM’s at Gamestop. Something tells me the company really wouldn’t be hurting by getting rid of some of these guys.

One wrote me up for “improper use and waste of company property” for making origami out of recycling... on my unpaid lunch break....

Another got really pissy with me for not…

I love Maya Rudolf, and usually will drop whatever I’m currently watching to see the new stuff she’s in but I just can’t get over how bad the animation and character design in this show is. My preteen sister keeps trying to get me to watch it and I can’t make it past an episode.

This was before the the whole body positivity movement started gaining steam. 22 y/o dumpling definitely cared that at 140lbs, she walked into a store where not a single thing fit. Old biddy dumpling still cares, but has learned to deal with the disappointment.

Both my partner and I are on the design end of marketing teams. The amount of absolutely shitty ideas that are thrown out are mind boggling (one of our companies that has nothing to do with the firearms industry suggested giving out branded BUMP STOCKS not 3 months after the Vegas shooting... at a convention IN VEGAS).

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Steve who?

I went there in my early 20's at my thinnest (size 6) after losing a good amount of weight after a long term break up thinking I’d get a cute and outfit so I could get out and start dating again. I could barely squeeze into an XL and it kind of crushed me. If they had tossed a diet bar in my face at the same time,…

There used to be a 7-11 right across the street from my elementary school that my friends used to go to after school. I was enrolled at the on-site afterschool care and could never join them because I had to be in line to go into the room within 10 minutes of school ending. One day I decided to join them- I believe I…

Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia’s greatest love machine...

I wish I could take credit for finding this. Thanks Kinja user whose name I can’t remember. I’ve had this earworm stuck in my head ever since.

Take your star, sir.

It ends up being just a couple of waffle cones and a napkin.

It ends up being just a couple of waffle cones and a napkin.

Oh man, his delivery is PERFECTION. I am 100% on board with this.

There is a difference between a contractor and an independent contractor. Most QA are hired through a 3rd party outsourcing agency and have access to things like holiday pay, insurance, get their taxes taken out, etc. Independent contractors are freelancers. There is no company backing you up. You have no access or…

Beat me to it. I came here to say that thing looked like an UTI/ Yeast infection waiting to happen.

I’m itching just looking at it.

I think there really is something to be said about having new stuff to talk about. It really helps keep things engaging. Lately, I find myself enjoying my partner’s company so much more after he’s come back from a work trip. Day to day he works from home on an *incredibly* toxic team. It’s the only thing going on in…

He could have pulled out one of those ren faire turkey legs- or something just as greasy and unwieldly.

During school dances, we had monitors go around making sure that all the couples kept enough distance between each other to “leave room for the holy spirit”.

This was the laugh I needed this morning.

Seriously- what is going on there?!?