Megyn Kelly Palette - 9/25/17-10/20/17

I’m 36 and I can’t handle it. I’ve never liked things with sexually abused children, but now that I have kids I can’t handle it at all.

when she was 14-years-old

This is Spaghetti Cat, Exhibit A in why The Soup was leagues better than Talk Soup.

I only know his name because of Parks and Recreation.

He is evil, and evil must be fought. Even if there’s little hope of victory. Because it’s not about that. It’s about kindness, and creating a kinder, more just world is worth fighting for.

I’ve been WAITING for y’all to get to this story.

He murdered a woman but only spent four years in prison. That is twisted.

I really liked him and Laura that season. I was pissed when Jeffrey won over them. RIP. He was so young.

she “dyed my hair blue. Mom wasn’t a fan of this decision. She took one look at me and immediately went out to the nearest drugstore to buy a $10 box of Nice’n Easy. That night, she forced me to dye my hair back to blond.”

making the staff buy lemonade from your stand = little punk

Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.

“ripped corduroy jeans and flannel shirts”=/= punk

Damn, he was one of the better designers in talent heavy season.

It’s the implication, man. All about the implication.

I was considering asking my sister to tag my rapist in my #metoo posting for a while...

The ex-girlfriend of Ty Dolla Sign and the girlfriend of King Los are living a platinum life?

How?!!!!?! I mean, just...HOW?!?!! This was all my dad could talk about at brunch today (and yes, I had brunch with my dad after our confrontation on Friday and it was pretty great, if anyone cares :) ).

Holy. God.