Sorry for Kathy, but HERE FOR IT. I don’t get all the Andy Cohen hate - he and Anderson Cooper are besties, so it’ll be great.

Good to know that I still know all the words to Pale September 20-ish years later. Why is half my brain song lyrics but I can’t remember, you know, work things...

I don’t get the Andy hate - I love him. Love him on WWHL, on Love Connection, and on all the reunions. Total #AndyStan.

I’m into it.

Word. NJ is the only housewives franchise I’ve broken up with, mostly due to my hatred of the Manzos (all of them) (maybe not Dina).

Oh my GOD I miss FancyPants DuBrow. I want her to talk about her porter-cochère for a whole episode and I will be so much more entertained than I am now.

Ugh, Bendela AGAIN??

If my girl Kim Chi isn’t on with her bff Naomi Smalls, I will weep into my Absolut drink in the Interior Illusions Lounge.

I have a condition called hyper-hydrosis, which gives me constantly sweaty palms and feet. I have an awesome, firm handshake... but it’s beyond clammy. I’m always secretly grateful when someone goes in for the hug, regardless of its sexist implications. <confession over>

NOOOOO NOT MY BEAUTIFUL ANDY!!!

...BUT YOU KEEP RUNNIN’

I HAD THIS! I went in at 37 weeks (scratched my hands until they bled) and they were reluctant to give me the blood test - told me they’d do it, but to take some benedryl. Well, the benedryl knocked me out so I didn’t wake up for their frantic call with lab results at 7am the next morning. My first born was out of me…

WHERE is the greatest housewife of all - my love - Heather DuBrow?! Are we seriously missing her porte-cochere?!?

1) She is my absolute SNL favorite (I mean, lotsa talent, but if I HAD to pick, like at knifepoint)

Oh, Landon is Mona Lisa Saperstein levels of THE WOOOOORST.

Guys, I am really missing your real housewives posts (NY, Potomac, I don’t care any of them God any of them). Plz bring them back stat kthxbai.

Watching that interview again just rocked me - the gum! The hair! The emotional intensity! If I had to give an interview about “no longer being America’a sweetheart” while pregnant, while my first kid was so young, AND with smug Matt Lauer in front of me? I would be alternately weeping and screaming THE WHOLE TIME. …

I had never seen Jurassic Park until 3 years ago - my parents thought it was too violent to show me kn the fourth grade. Well, LEMME TELL YA, It Holds Up. Seriously one of the most terrifying movies I’ve seen in my adult life - I can’t imagine seeing it as a ten year old!

Scheana is generally also not my favorite, but I felt pretty badly for her during these reunions. First, watching the people she thought were her friends so clearly reject her and yell at her - she’s obviously their b team friend they call on when the others are busy. Second, having to deal with Shay face-to-face…

They’re also prominently shown in the 30 for 30 Made In America film that won the Oscar for Best Documentary. To be fair, I’ve only streamed it online, but the online version goes over the pictures in graphic detail while a police officer lists the sequence of events that happened to the bodies.