None of this seems that unreasonable to me.

*pushes glasses up nose* Erm, I think you mean ‘whence’. Whither= where+to. Whence=where+from. I was expecting this to be about him having mysteriously disappeared from the show for Hollywood intrigue reasons or something.

He’s that exhausting kid who comes back from 1 semester at college and won’t shut up about philosophy and the collected work of short stories he wants to publish.

Right before I turned 21 I moved to a new city, transferred colleges, and got an apartment by myself. I picked a place out on the third story of a rambling old Victorian mansion - a modest studio with white metal cabinets from the 1950's and a rusted fire escape which always gave me bad feelings. It was metal, and…

LIKEWISE. That is my default whenever I need to bust out a truly terrifying story. Chills.

You’re telling me. Every year I’m like “plz dont repost that story”

That story is why I am no longer allowed to read scary stories.

Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.

Anderson and Cohen are friends in real life, so Cooper probably suggested this. the gig was never Griffen’s finest hour anyway, but it’s sad to see a foolish moment impact her career like this. I wonder if other areas of her work have been adversely affected by it.

The Girl Scouts are vastly superior to the Boy Scouts in every way.

I don’t like eminem that much, but damn this was well-done, full of authentic rage and truth, and carthartic AF to watch.

Paltrow & Jolie are from Hollywood families. If Blythe Danner’s daughter and John Voight’s daughter didn’t feel comfortable speaking up for fear of repercussions, what does that tell you about the level of power Harvey Weinstein had over the entertainment industry? I hope this illustrates for people how deep this…

I thought Matt Damon was one of the good guys. 😢. I HOPE YOUR MOM IS DISSAPOINTED IN YOU MATT! YOUR DAUGHTERS & WIFE TOO.

Also... SNL nailed E!’s shitty programming this weekend:

Why are men so terrible? What the ever-loving-fuck is wrong with them? Is it because they can get away with it? Would women act the same way if put in positions of unlimited power with no accountability? Is this the human condition, or limited to those with a Y chromosome? I think science had better start coming…

So the dude grad assistant saw all this and did nothing? All these years later and he only admits his “regret” now because the poor woman got tenure and felt safe to report it? Fuck his regrets, that coward.

Can women take over the world now please? I’m ready for the matriarchy

This is the only place I can think of posting this.

I know it’s not a popular sentiment, but maybe TS is not a total fake, shifty, friend using, boyfriend exploiting, Kanye bully? Just a thought.

I’m not a woman