Sure seems like Nick Martin is hella-pissed that as Junior Cadet Blogger In Training he hasn’t earned the keys to the Kinja utility closet, so haranguing CLT with a sock puppet is the best the little guy can do.

I’m sorry limey. That acct. is banned now, but if it happens again, comment to me here or shoot me an email.

It appears we have a Clashstalker. What is wrong with people? They seem aggrieved by our dislike of splinter. Who even cares that much?

Hell no, I love it! I love that our criticism is part of the their online...whatever. (I hesitate to use “career.”)

It is (and it cracks me up when people use a writer’s full name in their CLT headlines, because our posts have surprisingly decent Google visibility).

I'm just a troll who can type. 

I am mostly human, yes. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for my feline Vicodin. 

Thanks; that was a great catch. And please don’t worry that you’re in some kind of elevated company; most of us are just schmos killing time at work who can see through Jezebel’s shabby reporting and editing in about 2 seconds flat.

There’s no way he wasn’t high on something when he wrote that.

The first paragraph drove me to smoke a bowl. Wasn’t able to get to far in after that because after I read this paragraph, I couldn’t stop laughing:

You have to remember, they're not journalists, they're bloggers.

I wish I could hack into Jez’s files and change the headline to “A Year Without Talent.”

Happy new year!

I definitely just come here out of habit more than anything else at this point. I barely even comment on the main page anymore...

Ara. Lol love that bish

They’re a clashtalker too lol