My German is rusty.

As are most of my other things. 

Race. Car. Bed.

For whatever it’s worth (probably not much!) my minimum standard for visiting a city/state is getting something to eat somewhere that’s not a national chain. Driving through or just getting gas doesn’t count, but if you at least stop to eat something that you can’t get at home, put in on the board.

still better than candy corn

This kind of annoys me:

this person is the president of the united states.

“The only people willing to endure that kind of gauntlet are ALL narcissistic sociopaths.”

Life Pro Tip: The rental center is so far away from PHX that it will save you time and money (in the form of not paying hefty fees/taxes for an airport rental) by Ubering to the rental agencies in nearby Tempe instead.

I wish he would to an ad campaign with Ford.
I’d love to see rednecks burning their lift-kit F150s so I don’t have to deal with them on the road anymore.

Fuck it.  Let’s die on this hill.  The double quarter pounder is fucking delicious. 

To be fair, it would be their fault since they’re the ones who put this shitshow in office to begin with. 

I think one of the reasons this keeps happening is, you can rent a 22' truck from Penske with no additional instruction whatsoever besides your driver’s license.  You get to learn how to drive a giant truck 3-4x the size of your own car, on your own.  

The vent-to-door ratio on this car is extreme. It should be called the Multiventador.

Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.

i was holdn a board over my head with a drill n my pants.

The other side of that coin is the fact that PC is essentially solitary confinement which has been proven to literally drive people insane. So on the one hand you’ve got general population and the beatings that go with that, and on the other you’ve got the slow degradation of the man’s sanity that comes with…

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1) That was one of the best comments I’ve seen on here. Just a world-class rant.

It won’t last. Trust me: I have shepherded three kids into their double digits. The kids will be come intransigent at some point digging in on something such as anti-rice or monogamy viz. chicken fingers. You are so fucked and you don’t even know it. My middle daughter - brilliant and about as pleasant a teenager as…