Counterpoint: Fuck the Cubs.

I’d just like to point out that this is the entire dealership subplot of Fargo.

So do you put the plastic bag over the baby like the picture shows?

“...and so, your honor, after careful and painstaking research I have concluded that there is no dew, mountainous or otherwise, in this oddly-yellow beverage.”

Damn this is a really sad story. Their little blog even had maps of the routes they took. Seemed like very nice people just trying to enjoy their own life, without hurting others. Per usual, we see all the one-liners from the anonymous void, mocking the situation. What’s so funny about this? Guess I’m just not cool…

What about that really sexy rabbit who shows up every now and then to get Bugs out of a jam? What’s her deal? 

Marvin the Martian not being at least in the top five is a crime against humanity, and I demand a swift and savage retribution against those responsible.

That is not nearly as cool as Dazzle.

Looks like WW1 “dazzle” naval camouflage. Are you suggesting the Senna looks best when you can’t really make out its shape?

whats it like to be a never was loser who tries to relive his jv high school athletic glory in a co-ed softball league?

uh.... i like drinking as much as the next person, but this seems just like... i dont know, if you cant get through normal day-to-day activities without getting a buzz on, it’s time to get some help.

A hardhat, ladder, a bundle of firewood, and a big ol’ wooden mallet. That must be an interesting job site.

OK but is the Value Direct???

the proposed Sailor Moon would star Hispanic, black, Asian, and handicapped Sailor Scouts.

It seems the main issues are taxes, colder weather, and getting little to no exposure on ESPN and the like.

Could the Raptors flip him?

Good thing he’s not Elon Musk or there’d be like 50 what did YOU do to help? comments by now. 

Hi, current Firefighter/EMT and former Army Combat Medic here.

While watching the FIFA World Cup a few weeks ago, my boss noticed players sitting in race car seats, and ordered me to figure out why.

hasn’t been a disaster. Not great enough to justify the salary, of course, but...