DO NOT fill up your gas tank at the Mobil on 535 / Apopka Vineland Road (right outside of the WDW entrance off of I-4).

Plenty of time to drink!

I love the Volkswagen XL1, even though it costs 20 hypothetical Elios. So aerodynamic!

It the rumors about summer gas prices turn out to be true, people are going to come all the way back around to loving the Elio.

My condolences.

Why do you say that? The Finns made good use of them in the Continuation War.

Props for dealing with the pile-on in good humor.

Zaxby’s: Yes, we are open on Sunday!

Haha I’m not sure what your friend attending WMU adds to this story, since Geno Smith played for West Virginia. But as a WMU graduate myself, I appreciated the shout out!

That’s it! Field of Dreams has been tempting me from the Netflix recommendations for too long! This was the last stalk!

The Red Baron, Manfred von Richthofen, was shot down and killed on my birthday. Or rather, I was born on the Red Baron’s Death Day.

F-4s are still combat operational in 4 Air Forces!

Related, if someone near you accidentally inhales while they are taking a drink, and has an embarrassing coughing fit, you probably do not need to ask if they are alright. They are alright, besides their pride. (I am usually the “they” in this scenario).

Can confirm. I worked one summer as a minimum wage life guard at a water park and was halfway trained in emergency medicine, and this article had my stomach in knots.

Prior to tonight’s game there had been 17 extra-innings World Series home runs EVER.

Halloween is close and fun size candy bars are abundant. Perfect time to experiment with subbing out your smores’ chocolate squares with different types. I particularly recommend the Reese’s peanut butter cup variety.

It was clear that the Cubs used up everything in the tank to take down the Nationals.

Not to worry. Howard Hughes Corp. plans on saving money by constructing the new stadium entirely out of wood.

Actually, a majority of our nuclear arsenal are carried by Jets.

Hobby Lobby has model airplanes and rockets. If you get dragged there, seek out this section.