Mini Countryman enlarged 120%

Haven’t seen any journalists today complaining about the overall design on these. I feel like I am taking crazy pills. This thing is hideous. At the very best it looks like a refreshed Honda Element. LR lost the plot on this one.

All I see is a Mini Countryman enlarged 120% with Land Rover badges.

Yes. Let’s talk about Land Rover tail lights. I imagine they will probably be the most reliable thing on the vehicle since the reliability of this brand isn’t exactly stellar...

The listed price of eBay ads is a really poor way to judge the value of a car. You need to filter your search for “Sold” items to get rid of the screwball dealers. When you do that, $40k is solidly at the upper end of the market, but not out of the question, since this one looks particularly nice.

It’s a good line but a tough one to say when you’re driving a Corolla.

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

The Arteon is barely distinguishable from a Passat.

Used Kia Stinger a fastback quasi-luxury sedan with stunning looks and a punchy power train. There are many available with under 30k miles for $21-25k. It’s a car that demands attention, fun to drive, comes with Kia’s long warranty. I implore you to find a better answer!

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

Not feeling sorry for people who have such a mindless faith in technology. A little paranoia is in order. I recently too a road trip and brought the second key fob for my car - just in case. I pat myself down every time I leave the house to make sure I have my keys, I even take my house key with me to mow my own lawn.…

Fun Fact: in the halftime show, Big Boi rode a Cadillac down the field for more yards than the Rams had in the entire first half.

The NCAA’s going to find a way to complain about this, right?

When discussing Cousins and Alabama, one has to be a little more specific.

“I don’t think he did anything wrong, in fact it sounds like this is all her fault”  Dave Chappelle

But it won Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, so...

If he wanted to be safe, he would’ve been born to parents who value his safety. It’s really on him.

YEAAAAAAAAAH

Your grandpa sounds like a pretty cool guy

What if the car was driven remotely to pick you up... then YOU drive the car to your destination, get out, and then it is remotely driven away? Feel any different?