Let’s see them try that on my 2014 Ram.

ive puked spaghetti and strands have come out of my nose so I second that being number 1

Can confirm, threw up spaghetti while I was drunk a couple of years ago. I just remembered the terror of seeing it and thinking, “Are those my internal organs!?!?”

Jesus Christ, Laura! The body isn’t even cold yet!

Making minivans cool is the first step to getting people to buy them in droves again.  The TJ Cruiser is definitely a step in that direction.

Objectively speaking, this is the very least the Colts could do

Based on the above, it appears Mercedes may be attempting to do the world a favor and kill all those who pick the illuminated star.

But will it be completed on schedule?

They really fucked it up this time, didn’t they my dear?

I like the metal grabhandle placed directly in front of the passenger seat on the dashboard, so if you get into an accident your passenger’s head is split open like a melon.

Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.

My plan to weather the next recession is that all-you-can-eat pasta card from Olive Garden.

+24601

Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of 6 and 10. That is your ceiling, you forgotten, burning river town in Hell. When the beating from the Jets sets up a beating by the Rams, there’s no light at the end of the tunnel when the Ravens come.

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.

If there is one thing I know about cars with $40k gross, no salesperson is able to even look at it, you know between the dp, sales manager, and general manager, that gross is going to be theirs.

Gotta get that original “British car made on a Friday afternoon” style.

I guess the customer ordered runs in the paint. 

seems really close

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.