This is almost certainly the best take here. I’m a young Gen-Xer and this is the first Corvette that I’m attracted to in *years*. No, that’s not quite right. The first in *decades*.

When Ian Polter comes off looking more professional, you’ve got to reassess some things. 

Bryan:

The 8,000 square foot home has five bedrooms, seven-and-a-half baths and a four-car garage on a 3-acre lot.

That is a funny looking Miata.

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LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

“reasonable Boston sports fan” too unrealistic even for this list

What color was her skin? Asking for a racist.

He’s eligible for a bigger max after 10 years in the league. He’s currently at 8. There’s no way he was signing anything other than a 2+1 no matter what team he signed with. 

This bird is really hoping you didn’t notice that fart.

It’s really obvious when you think about it.  The only way to keep a team in Tampa is to move it somewhere else.

Uhh.... How is it not called "E-Camino"?!

Yeah, that’s exactly what she’s saying: that the reporters absolutely knew who he was and chose not to report it.

You need to look at their $ totals going into final jeopardy again.

Because living in a brick McMansion 5-10 miles from anything of interest and the most culturally significant thing in the area being the first McDonalds in the metro suburban area sounds like actual hell to me.

Everywhere you live has something shit about it. NYC is a fucking spectacular place to live. Why do you think people are willing to spend so much per square foot just to live there?  The NYC juice is worth the squeeze 

Get well Drew.