“stratosphere” — does nobody remember 2010-2015? Still nowhere close to what gas was for a really, really long time.

Idiots like you always come off like you’ve never read a fucking book. Myriad talented writers use profanity, it's not a crutch for inadequate writing. Fuck off you ignorant prude.

Well that’s just like your opinion, man.

Just stop the thread here, Powers That Be.  The only necessary response is now made.

To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.

I mostly was rooting for Jim Nantz to gloss over the actual details of Tiger’s last ten years (the drug abuse, the DUIs, the public infidelities) with phrases like “after all he’s been through” and “with everything that’s happened.”

While I definitely don’t agree with any of the rule, I can see why the compliance person at the school freaked out: A normal college student doesn’t have 102k Twitter followers and tweeting out your registry there certainly feels like he was trying to capitalize off fans sending gifts. However, #DeathtotheNCAA

It’s dumb, but I can see why the compliance officer might worry. I mean, once Calipari hears about this, I wouldn’t be surprised if half his players got “engaged” and all his “uncles” and “cousins” start getting him “wedding presents” off his “registry.” I bet lots of coaches are kicking themselves for not thinking of…

This guy Guy needs to take advantage of this and list “food”, “clothes”, and “shelter” on their registry. 

I do not want to see Robert Kraft given a blowjob, but I do want to live in a world where the video of Robert Kraft getting a blowjob is widely available.

Wow, even happier for the win now. You have to wait until muuuch later in the game for a fan move like that. As an FSU fan though, I am concerned to say the least.

While FSU squeaked by, Vermont went 16-32 from 3, making ridiculous shots the entire time. FSU defended well, Vermont just shot out of their minds.

Did UConn make it in?

Nobody’s perfect. Who among us hasn’t made a single mistake. Why are we getting worked up over something in the past? Would you like it if we went around reporting things you did when you were 77 years old?

Or you could live in Canada where I don’t know when the last time they didn’t have a mobile pay machine with the chip technology and you fill out the tip on the machine.

Us? No. Me? Yes. 

I hate today. It's like if Biff got reelected. Nobody that deserves to be happy is happy today.

they deserved more considering how they are late to CarPlay compatibility and still doesn’t fully support Android Auto

Complete and total mystery why the Avalon isn’t selling well.

The minivan market is generally stable. But there’s no reason to buy a new Sienna. It’s literally the same car as the 2011 model. 8 years. Honda Odyssey, Kia Sedona, and Chrysler Pacifica all have better designs and are more refreshed. And to be honest, Toyota’s infotainment system (at least the ones in the Camry and…