Meanwhile, Bret Stephens

But, as it stands now, if I ever invent a side mirror dimmer switch and become a billionaire many times over

Yeah, I’m not sure this one ends in suspension: it’s too hot of an issue and he’s making very fair points. If they suspend him he comes back with what, “Oh, I’m sorry, I meant to say that I was talking to Kerr and Popovitch the other day and we said that _____” (same exact rant) —- but that time it’s okay? Proving his…

Big if true

goddamn it you’re right

Sure, how about FSU getting a 4 seed despite being the only reason Virginia isn’t the #1 overall seed. And there are two 3 seeds (LSU and Purdue) who FSU beat head-to-head and who FSU has a better record than. But, sure, yeah, other than THAT being a 4 seed makes total sense.

The one downside I saw, at least for large men’s shoes (size 14/15), is that everything I clicked on was “final sale - no returns or exchanges.” That’s a bit risky for online shoe shopping. So, no deal.

The one downside I saw, at least for large men’s shoes (size 14/15), is that everything I clicked on was “final sale…

FSU fan here. Winston absolutely did things wrong, and the police work on some of that wrongness was abhorrently wrong as well. I loved his quarterbacking in year one, but I fell off that train really quick once all the shit started coming out.

Die & start the decomposition process - no more scars (or skin)!

Insufficient.

*wheezes inaudibly*

Pleading his case to the flight attendants

About a month ago, before the NBA draft, Grayson Allen sat behind me on a flight from Boston to Atlanta. After considering/rejecting a plan to trip him as he walked down the aisle (a great sacrifice on my part), I had the “pleasure” of hearing one of his phone calls.

Candy: Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups

This is an underrated response 😂

His other tweet had a little more context

FYI on the Rakuten deals (like Google Home., which is already listed for a great price) - if you buy over $100 from a single seller, it bumps up to a 15% discount. So you can get a Google Home plus a Google Home Mini for less than $110 after the discounts.

FYI on the Rakuten deals (like Google Home., which is already listed for a great price) - if you buy over $100 from…

Came here for this; was surprised it wasn’t on the actual list.

All you fine, well-intentioned gentlemen who are charging the phones of other adults or buying them the equipment they “need” to do it themselves... GET OUT NOW. It stops being cute/endearing pretty soon. Before long you’ve just got a fully grown adult who lives in your house but acts like a child.

FSU fan here. And you got my +1. Well done, well done.