Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

“What the fuck? The guy grabs the gun, disarms the wannabe killer and then hugs him? This isn’t the US Amercia we want everyone to live in. It’s not even worth expressing empty thoughts and prayers.”

Defensive Holding!

I was a caddy for 7 years. We got to work outside, paid tips, and they let us golf for free too!!

I mean, LA clearly cares about NFL football. Just not necessarily about Chargers football (or the Rams necessarily either, judging from all the red at yesterdays game). But the owners don’t care who the people sitting in the stands cheer for. They paid for tickets, parking, probably a lot of beer and stuff, and their…

I actually believe Trump when he says he’s never had a drink or taken drugs. His brother died from alcoholism, after all.

“Younger would-be buyers, meanwhile, are put off by the LiveWire’s high cost. The LiveWire starts at $29,799, almost enough for a Chevy Volt ($33,520) or over $10,000 more than the competing Zero SR/F electric bike.”

Good ole Harley, missing the mark by overpricing and under delivering.

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

The only solution to this is to move up to draft a kicker in the 1st round 

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

Is there a joke here that’s going over my head?

Gas, Grass, or Grasp.

Filed to: Metaphors

This is a cart fire, you’re thinking of a dumpster fire, easy mistake.

Not great when you haven’t played your Week 2 game yet and Deadspin already has the cover image for next season’s WYTS

That’s what you get for being a seat Explorer. Hopefully nobody needed a skin Fusion.  People need to Focus on what they are touching.

Enjoy the games, everyone.

Thank God they’ve solved this problem — FINALLY. I have noticed people around me are far too attentive while they’re driving. I’m sure I speak for every motorcyclist when I say I’m relieved this company has finally found a way to keep drivers completely distracted.

Can you imagine how insanely bright the interior will be at night with this screen?