A spokesman for Roger Goodell says the commissioner will indeed take action, and that he was not previously aware of the video.

If it turns out that Drew got hit by a car, that would really make all of the “Shit Ranked!” article and comments pretty ironic.

I promise you Dale Hansen is not a national household name. I vaguely recognize him every time Deadspin posts something about him but I will not remember his name 5 minutes from now.

I mean they say it in the first sentence. The point of the title is to draw you in by piquing your interest about an old white guy in Texas talking this way. It’s clickbaity but that’s sort of how the world turns

Nick Saban said the real championship is the memories that his team has formed along the way. 

What should be illegal is that spelling of Justin.

Probably a sound thing,

Or at least sign her TO the team. I mean, she can dunk.

Send them to Mexico City for next season, then build the wall so they can't get back. 

I never realized how much I want a Minnesota Viking to celebrate via the Drew thumb dance until this very moment. 

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

It’s amazing that you live in a world where Stephen Colbert is a bitter, angry, stupid loser and Trump is the opposite of those things. For instance, I’m pretty sure even homeless guys are happier than Trump, for God’s sake.

Your way off course. The obvious action to take to increase car sales is another tax cut for corporate America. Once that trickles down to the folks making minimum wage, GM won’t be able to build cars fast enough!

I keep seeing people say this as if you can’t buy flip burners for like $15.

“Many people are saying they’d like to play with me. The best people. Very best. Very beautiful people. My uncle, who was a player for MIT, told me that I have a great football mind. One of the best. Maybe the best. Very natural football scientist. Many people are saying so. I don’t know. Maybe I am.”

will turn this 2-5-1 team around

Meanwhile Gurley was happy to give himself up without scoring. Which was smart, because there was still a chance the Rams miss the PAT and Rodgers scores a TD to tie in 25 seconds. Montgomery should take notes. 

At least the third season of Making A Murderer will be better.

Guaranteed this guy has been part of dead letters.  

What do you get when your roster depletes?