District judge Barbara Barnes said a Notice of Intended Prosecution (NIP) was sent on 2 February and should have arrived at Bentley Motors Ltd, the registered keepers of the vehicle, by 6 February.

“Fever Itch”

Oh, it turns out the doctor was his mother, and the reason she couldn’t operate was she had puked and pissed on herself.

The best place to have a kid birthday party is a park near your house. Unless you’ve got a really uptight municipal code enforcement crew, you’re probably not going to get hassled having a cooler of beer, you can barbecue, there’s a place for kids to play, etc., but you don’t have to deal with the mess at your house…

Yes, but Jameis leads all qbs in rape/sexual assault allegations unless Ben has caught up to him since i started typing this comment

He messed up, but Wake Forest has 41 people on its football coaching staff (I counted), there’s no one who can make sure to send the kicker out there for a kick?

No, not like that. I’m talking about buttholes.

DID THE PLAYER MAKE A BASKETBALL MOVE

It’s amazing to see a sports league be able to actually improve its rules, as opposed to making them so muddled and crowded with terms that you can’t even figure out what a catch is.

I picture him walking into the press conference with a plate of crab legs in one hand and a beautiful woman on the other arm. Eats the crab leg... “Didn’t have to steal these.” Looks at the woman... “Didn’t have to r...”

Mediocre White Man with Gaudy Resume Takes Job of Talented but Erratic Black Man

Um, I’m pretty sure stealing a QBing job was the central plot of the original Ace Ventura film.

I could not breathe for a couple of seconds when I saw that picture of him. Fitzpatrick was already entertaining more on the field than Winston ever did, but now he is also doing stuff like this off-field?

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

two quarterbacks at the same time

now it is about loyalty to a fucking moron

Lefkoe: Alright, now we’ll bring on former Rams coach Jeff Fisher, thanks for coming on. First question for Jeff: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Not only this, but the man just saw Gurley and David Johnson (who missed practically the entire season last year) get theirs and Bell is better than both. Having said that, I don’t blame the Steelers for taking this tact because it’s within their negotiating rights to do this.

That’s probably the only thing I do in real life that is close to Belichick in his natural habitat, if I’m being honest.