At least you said sorry before being dumb. 

The best part of Tiger finishing second is Jim Nantz’s blueballs.

To be followed shortly by an article titled: Tiger Woods’s Back

Of course, the Jaguars have won a playoff game more recently than every team in the NFL except the Patriots, Eagles, and, by a matter of hours, Vikings.

I’m a Tallahassee resident and FSU grad, and I haven’t watched a game since the Courtyard Shootup and Jamies “Raper” Winston hit the fan. I’ll give Taggert a chance. The minute he enables his first criminal, tho, I’m off the Noles forever.

FSU may have the talent to make the playoff, but only one team can win the ACC Atlantic, and until further notice, the favorite for that is Clemson.

Also, you never get laid meeting someone at an airport bar.  Unless you’re Larry Craig.

God yes I miss those numeric keypads, though I’m not into watersports.

I love the 5 digit keypad on Ford trucks. It's way better than a proximity key and solves lots of problems when traveling with multiple people or engaging in water-sports, mountain biking, any fun outdoor activity designed to kill electronic keys...

You’re so right. I bought a new car earlier this year and had to pick the color I disliked the least rather than the one I liked the most. 

Buttons and knobs.

My favorite part is when Rozelle intentionally paused after “Fullback” to let that idiocy sink in with the crowd and you hear “OH NOOO!” in the background. Gets me every time.

Whenever you feel lousy about something your team did, just watch this:

Taylor:

Terrible crashes, riders getting slapped by fans, and now riders getting tear gassed?!  Well, I think I may become a fan just yet

17 minutes?

a mismanaged business being led by an increasingly petty and vindictive Schnatter

Deadspin has a responsibility to keep its readers up to date about fast-food family feuds, IMO

Froomey gonna have to pack an extra inhaler tomorrow