Reading comprehension is a bitch, isn’t it.

are you new here 

Checks out. 

I thought the point of this story was going to be that he repeatedly kicked the back of your seat like the toddler that he is.

Scott Pruitt is Frank Underwood if the character was played by Tobias Funke.

Adam Silver looking like your actuary neighbor who won an Amex fan experience contest.

Out of curiosity, what’s your background in contract law? 

That’s better than any museum.

Is anyone noticing the logo of an Indian with an arrow and a golf club rammed through his skull? Should we talk about this?

Michelson made most of that money through insider training and spotting rich hedge fund assholes 10 strokes for 250,000 per round. Golf isn’t athletics. It’s a skill but it’s not athletic.

But her name is Alberta and she lives in Vancouver...Lebron’s going to the Canucks!

I hear this, but I don’t agree with your conclusion. A team from the West still has to go through the Warriors. A good team with LeBron on it would only have to go though the Warriors. And the team from the West that makes it to the Finals, against whatever East team that doesn’t have LeBron, is virtually guaranteed a…

Again, as the only non-Lebron fan who comments on Deadspin, I will just say this (and stay in the grays because of it), that Lebron doesn’t have the balls to go to a Western team as he needs his free ride to the finals every year.

in the same vein, wouldn’t every shot taken by piggy-back steph curry be a 3 no matter where its taken from, as long as he got up on his teammate’s shoulders outside of the three point line? He never sets foot in inside the three point line while on their shoulders, so the last point where he was touching the ground…

Damn.

Wait, if he was sitting on someone’s shoulders, would he have to dribble? He’s not taking any steps and you don’t need to dribble just because your teammates are walking.

When they try to hype it with squishy graphics like:

So we can stop pretending to give a shit about horse racing for 10 minutes a year now right?

Wow. That’s just insane. I had no idea people could run a mile in less than five minutes.