I’m not sure anything could be more American than The Bud Light National Anthem Presented by Aflac

One measurement, one cut, no thanks.

One measurement, one cut, no thanks.

I ordered these before. They are terrible.

I ordered these before. They are terrible.

Who buttons UP?

Who buttons UP?

Never trust a shirt with only one measurement.

Never trust a shirt with only one measurement.

6. I could have prepared a run for president in 2016 — and apparently, I could have won.

8. I could have been in the running to replace Conan.

Don’t most draft picks wash out?

The only way this could get better is if by some cosmic twist one of those republican forced burial anti-abortion laws allowed the fetal remains to exhumed and DNA tested and proved categorically Trump was the father.

Avenatti appears to be the perfect foil for trump.

I’d say having a thrice divorced, serial adulterer reality show host with a history of racism, sexual deviance, mocking the disabled, avoiding taxes and filing bankruptcy as President got us here.

They have declined to continue helping America’s young people enjoy outdoor recreational activities.

“Cooler heads will not prevail.”

Seriously. “gross injustice if he was financially ruined”. He single handedly ruined cycling, represents everything putrid about contemporary sports, and needs to cough up the Leadville 100 he ripped off from David Weins. Dripping his slime on mountain biking, fuck him. And fuck Deadspin for even suggesting a…

It would have been a gross injustice if Armstrong was financially ruined by the lawsuit

There it is folks, the biggest asshole of the day

He’s not coaching tonight because his wife fucking died YESTERDAY, you POS. You just couldn’t wait to come here and shit on Pop could you? You truly reflect the empathy and compassion of the GOP, heartless prick.

That building looks like a prop in the original Power Rangers show.

Can easily see Paul voting to let Pompeo through committee and then “bravely” voting no on the floor so Pence has to break the tie.

The ________is a policy-making position and I continue to have deep concerns regarding _______’s past statements and policy views, particularly in regards to the LGBTQ community, American Muslims, ________, ________ and women’s reproductive rights.