When I stand on the ground I’m not touching the ground. Duh. That’s just good ol’ NFL science.

I can live with the front. But the back - woof.

Hey, no judgment here. Before going out to start living my life, I stopped to read the comments section on a blog post about an obit of a guy I’d never heard of.

... but first, let me post on Deadspin. Those folks are gonna miss me!

Oh for sure. I really can’t wait to switch over. It just has to make sense.

Neutral: the fact that it’s an uglier version of the Honda Fit with the added hassle of (1) installing a home charging station, (2) maintaining a new technology, and (3) saving me a whopping $16 per tank on fillups... that’s what will doom it. And I say that as a huge fan of the EV future.

Are we sure *having* airbags wouldn’t be the most likely way to kill someone in the crash?

I like how it looks like the tractor want to kill someone. That’ll help when SKYNET activates - they’ll already look the part!

Little known fact: that actually happened. They just turned it into a commercial to make it look like it was all some sort of gag.

This is the only fan commentary that matters, from David -

Next time the driver will make sure he’s at 88 mph before starting the ramp. Bonus points for hitting the bell at the top!

I know sending review units to professional auto reviewers is important to the manufacturers. If they make a bad product, okay - everyone should know. They know the risk of sending out review units. (And I really hope this particular review is the subject of a marathon 8 hour meeting at Lexus design HQ.)

4th Gear: I care about technology, but not proprietary technology. Toyota, please get this message. I don’t want to use your app. I don’t want to have a sluggish OS that you haven’t really updated in years. I want Android Auto (or Apple Carplay or, better still, both) and a reliable bluetooth connection.

Why do you love profit more than you love giving me legroom, airlines?

I would recommend reading the actual response, not just the guy’s question.

I think about this a lot. Me? One kid, one dog. No mess. My brother? One kid, no dog. OMG THE MESS... I’d buy a dog just to avoid mopping the floor.

I have a soft spot for oversized, unnecessary plastic bumper plugs.

Too many words for that to be a hot take. But here’s mine: you’re wrong. Someone blocks 50% of the lanes at an airport? They’re an asshole. Tow ‘em. Follow the rules like the rest of us.

Stopped reading when I saw Peanuts in the top 5. That’s the worst comic strip ever. There’s your hot take.

I think that would look amazing