2D Zelda Games >>>>>>>>>> 3D Zelda games.

It’s because he’s white.

Same thing happened to me recently with Final Fantasy Brave Exvius. I had almost a 2-year log in streak, cleared top-level content the day it came out, and even went to the Fan Festa this last year. Stagnation with event and power creep with units completely killed is for me. It went from a game that I have spent…

I have a sensitive palate and raw onions and raw tomatoes on anything make the entire dish taste like nothing but raw onions and raw tomatoes. Cooked, they are amazing. In salsa’s they’re great. But when I want a burger, I don’t want it to taste like onions and tomatoes, ya know?

I mistakenly read the reason in the first sentence as “forced abortion” rather that “forced arbitration”. Needless to say, until I went and reread it, the next few paragraphs were very interesting.

So, every “anti-capitalist” quote seems to have come from your mouth and not the developer’s. Was this actually said by them or just wishful thinking on your part?

I will let them enjoy things until they bitch that their ‘ship’ doesn’t become canon and petition the creator(s) to make it so. Not everybody is gay and not everybody needs to fuck somebody else in the game - it’s ok. 

‘Cop scenario’?

Why do I get that feeling that you are definitely someone who would ‘bully’ on Twitch chat?

I have that holographic DVD from Best Buy that has some Vai footage on it. 

343 and Microsoft need to hire Marty to score Halo: Infinity.

Sorry, but Halo 5 Multiplayer is laughable, not laudable. They spent too much time on making it like CoD and eSports friendly that they forgot to make it fun. I’ve played every single Halo game to death, and Halo 4 Big Team Heavies is far and away the pinnacle of Halo MP. I don’t want to run through corridors with the…

So, basically KeemStar took his ball and went home, only to have everyone else start playing with the newer, better ball, right?

34 as well. It’s Dr. Lupo and Timthetatman all day for me. Quieter, more reserved, less incessant swearing.

And everything is right with Kotaku once again. Good having you back, Fahey. It’s time to review more Oreos.

Imma let you finish, but Halo: CE had one of the greatest final levels of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Damn you. Beat me to it.

So, she put in a (not even) 3D model of the fetus into a level of Doom?

THAT’S fucking talent right there!

Or, as I’ve been describing it to people: Sonic Spinball done right. 

I have no problem hunting without blaze orange (Arizona desert and haven’t seen more than a handful of other hunters in 20 years), but the muzzle discipline and the lack of any sling on their rifles are glaring.