I’m going to have learn to sleep with my eyes open.

Yorker. Did I win?

It’s ridiculous to claim that Bernie can’t go to bat for the downtrodden folk in this country because he doesn’t appear to be one. If he’s willing to live by the regulations he proposes, there’s no conflict of ideas present.

Your username just made me chuckle, and those moments are usually non-existent when I’m reading articles like this. Thanks!

The next thing we should do is dismiss the people who live on high ground that have the audacity to tell those living on low ground to seek high ground after a rainstorm prompts a flood warning. How dare they!

I generally find that the best way to avoid being called an idiot is to refrain from doing or saying things that warrant other people calling me an idiot.

One correction, it was the Seahawks who beat the Niners on Thanksgiving day back in 2014. It was the “bye Felicia” game.

As a Sonics fan, it’s bittersweet to see them fall short of a championship after the sheer luck of netting Westbrook and Durant helped them ease the transition to OKC. I have a feeling the narrative surrounding the move would be a lot different today had they started out their tenure in a new city by being…

The contact was made further downfield than one yard inside the LOS. The LOS was at the one and contact happened well inside the endzone.

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The Columbia River basin is in Washington, not Idaho. Idaho does have the Snake River valley, which is is a substantial part of the Columbia’s watershed.

How about getting “accidentally” locked within the confines of a Mars-bound rocket? I hear there’s a lot of red on Mars, so it’s not really all that different from our own heart(disease)land.

Idiocracy has come to life far too soon. I keep on telling myself that this is all nothing but a tangerine bad dream.

I wish I could give you two stars for both your post and your name.

I’m a Mariners fan. We might as well walk barefoot to the ballpark down sidewalks littered with broken glass. Then once we get inside the park, ushers instruct us to remove our pants and undergarments and shuffle us off to our seats made from solid blocks of ice. I know that sounds horrible at first but our denuded…

That’s the Columbia River. The watershed for the river stretches all the way from SE British Columbia, most of Idaho, much of western Montana and all of Washington that doesn’t flow into the Puget Sound or directly into the Pacific. It also includes portions of Yellowstone National Park via the Snake River and a small…

That’s what the guy on the right does every time he tries to take a drink through a straw.