That appears to be Starbuck Island. What I find strange about it is the cluster of palm trees on the north side of the island’s western tip. The formation and spacing of the trees is too neat and even to have sprouted up naturally.

Mr. Willingham, the only coach who could possibly make Sarkisian’s reign seem like the second coming of Don James. I can’t tell you how good it felt at that time when they beat Nebraska in the 2010 Holiday Bowl.

The SEC is the only conference whose teams can get away with “quality losses” or whatever the fuck that’s supposed to mean.

As a Mariners fan, I felt great pleasure in seeing the Rangers get quickly snuffed out of postseason contention. I still don’t understand how the Rangers ended up winning the division by almost ten games and securing homefield advantage with such a mediocre run differential.

I knew the name sounded familiar.

That right there is a man who’s dressed to go to a White Castle.

Those poor shocks.

That almosts sounds like a Lahey-ism. “The shitfruit doesn’t fall far from the shit tree, Randy.”

God, Yankee fans are so fucking ugly. Kinda like Sox fans but with much more fetal alcohol syndrome present. That’s the only reason why they’d root for the official team of the Jerseyan - brain damage. Real New Yorkers are confident in their Mets fandom.

They’re only voting for Trump ironically. This country is full of people who are hipsters and they don’t even know it! It’s the only explaination of how William Hung Donald Trump has gotten this far.

“I’m hip to the scene.”

The Blue Jay fans circle this series before the season even starts and pounce on the tickets. Even if the M’s fans wanted tickets to the games, they couldn’t get them. The team wasn’t supposed to contend into late September so you can’t blame them for not jumping on tickets when they were available.

Don’t forget about last week’s game against the Padres that ended when Hunter Strickland and Steven Okert combined to blow a 4-1 lead in the 9th. To make things even worse, Okert gave up the homer to Schimpf with two outs and two strikes.

Fuckin’ Ouch!

The Germany of 1936 is much different than the Germany of 2016.

Yankee fans that are new to baseball, this is how things are supposed to happen.

That says less about him and more about the shitty musical taste that a large swath of the country evidently possesses.

It’s fairly civil right up until the week they play and lose to Seattle and then shit flies everywhere for a little while.

Donald Trump is fucking orange! That’s not a natural skin color! It’s almost as if his liver was removed and replaced with a wad of gum and orange-flavored tic-tacs. Where is this in the news!

Oh please. Coulter’s set bombed so hard that Donald Trump has already promised to drop it on ISIS.