The Honduras keeper has to wish his posts were as close together as that kids eyes.

ACTUAL COOL STORY FOUND ON INTERNET.

The weirdest part about this whole episode is that I didn’t once think “Go fuck yourself Haisley” while reading his writing.

Her string of abusive professional fighter boyfriends

Is that a legit photo or is it a prosthetic face?

GOOD BASKETBALL MAN ALSO GOOD AT LIFE.

Looks underwhelming from this angle.

Is this a Q8 rebadge?

I can’t work out if it’s unwitting irony in play here or real recognising real.

tell me you were NOT visualizing a neat little hole in the roof from the initial description

Pull up a seat

Pull up a seat

+1, with a price floor this low who cares if there’s some rust in it. NP would keep for a summer & hoon.

+1, with a price floor this low who cares if there’s some rust in it. NP would keep for a summer & hoon.

All of this is true, the headroom in the back is impressively bad.

I break out the Gilf porn when I’m supposedly shitting. Already feel dirty so might as well do it on the clock.

I know good and well none of them are going to fuck me either.

He can’t even figure out how to close them.

The biggest deal ever in sports and it’s still cheap.

Somewhere Billy fired up his shitposting machine, ready to battle a worthy new foe.