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Enjoy some potato pics from 2003...

I’ve been the only person loitering near an auction which suddenly had bids from “in the room” against online buyers. Never got out of there so fast and never been keen on buying at auction since.

Even if they didn’t he’s probably covered through Chump Holdings. 

I’m the guy who kind of likes reading the tabloid headlines, considering buying a candy bar, and chatting with a friendly rep.

Logic is nothing compared to capitalism.

10/10 main post image.

It’s fucking hilarious the pontification based on assumption in the OP.

If this was 2000 words longer I’d imagine Billy was posting from the wrong account it’s that bad a take by OP. 

Both end in A?

M8 in the shop?

Based on what I know, the content that’s being moderated is pretty much the same to what’s going around for funsies there.

Or normal for the foodservice industry.

This is not good.

The only thing potent around Billy are the stimulants.

Says something that the two best I read are ex-staffers.

LeBron being flirty in the comments next to an Anthony Davis Instagram post, and dropping the word “laker” as a kind of mock Freudian slip

Ok, granted I did not read all of this

You motherfuckers are on fire today. I only intentionally visit a Haisley joint these days for the highlighting of technical failings.

Billy somewhere now:

Someone should make something like https://twitter.com/drewmagary_rant for Billy. Automatically tweeting out the word/character count for the longest sentence in each of bitchin’ Billy’s word salad buffets would be a national service.