Thats only designed to stop women, not concussions. 

oh no, here is “never gets lost” guy schooling us

Good thing he has rugby hands

I would normally agree with that, except due to the transfer ban Chelsea seems very much in the mode of “give Frank time to see what youth we have” at the cost of results to a degree. I think the David Luiz transfer is evidence of this, as he would have never been allowed to go if there was a true strain on results…

“I no longer have any 👉f*cks👈 to give” is perfectly ironic.

I wouldn’t call them seeking €80 million they believe (and they might be right!) they’re owed “petty.” That’s a lot of money!

Plus 1 for ballpark Poutine 

Why are all those reporters interviewing Madame Tussaud’s version of Adam Silver?

It fits in perfectly with other assorted strange hills (anti-getting calls right; pro-Lakers are actually a well-run team and deserve any player they want; etc.) that Deadspin has been dumping soil onto for the past year

Terrifyingly, Boris is actually very very bright

He messes his hair up on purpose before appearing in public. It’s a deliberate, disingenuous thing to play up the idea of Boris the amusing buffoon.

Awesome comment. Now, quick, get over to a Tour de France post and lay down a scorching “Lance/one ball” take.

Maybe don’t shit-talk a living legend who just took a flamethrower to your whole entire franchise on national TV. How about you just take your loss quietly and walk away? 

McCain’s response wasn’t perfect, but he looks like a fucking saint compared to Trump.

I am well aware that my privilege lets me think this way, but I miss The Mooch. Not because I liked him or his politics, but because he just plain entertained me. For the record, I hate everything about this administration and the dangerous attitudes that it has revealed within Americans, but hey, might as well have a…

I kinda read the “I’m sorry. What?” as a response not only to the public near-nudity, but also the comment that she had done something to get herself permanently disinvited from a particular hotel. All reasonable things for a parent to question.

When they were inverted.

What in the original Top Gun was so realistic that makes you think this one will be?

“There isn’t a large segment of the population convinced that Irish people don’t count as Irish, or are oblivious to what “Irish” actually means”

pretty sure they call it Chums, over there.