Fuck me, Ollie shouldn’t be taken seriously. The whole galaxy brain analogy in Billy’s shitpost is apt (and the parallels obvious) but he’s had some good work down the years: https://www.joe.ie/sport/farewell-to-the-premier-league-ian-holloways-top-20-quotes-24607

I usually can’t post YouTube links but I’ll try:

Had it stood, this would have excluded the vast majority of former players from becoming agents?

More an SUV but a ton of headroom.

Why is it everyone but the cops know Colorado is where Cashman goes to commit robbery?

100% no, it’s a harmless term, like; mate, bruv or cunt.

That’s why I attached some context to your comment.

British English is different to US English, here’s another example: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bum%20a%20fag

It’s term of endearment in British English, not a racist subtweet.

the David Luiz transfer is evidence of this

Other kind of rugby and a few days old now but didn’t see it on here: Jack Hughes: Warrington co-captain played on against Catalans with ruptured testicle

Do many players become agents?

Bryce Harper’s decent into obscurity continues, no longer best hair in the majors.

RK died?! Oh, wait.

The game in the OP is the traditional (since 1908) showpiece fixture to signal the start of the English football season in earnest. The teams are usually the FA Cup winners & Premier league champions but as City did “The double” and won both Liverpool stepped in. It doesn’t mean much other than it’s a day out in…

has

One of these, surveying the bedroom. I’m ok with staring down something that blinks whilst I’m fucking but ended up initiating in every other room of the apartment instead of having those unflinching eyes become witness.

So you’re saying best sex ever, then it gets better?!

Poe’s law.