Titled in Florida 

Surprised so few replies, assumed circa 70% of you jabronis were lawyers brim full of spicy sprots law takes.

Stop making your children other peoples problem.

Fucking Kinja’ed on a Sunday, can nothing cease to break here?

Similar to how I’m told you emphasise the pronunciation of this dealership.

He’s lowering the variables the WRONG WAY. I want to see these motherfuckers with fireworks coming out of their cleats and bats that turn into glowsticks when they flip them to the moon after hitting a dong so hard the VIP boxes get nuked. I want to bring back the possibility of going 1st to home on an intentional…

Eh, baseball robots passing through anodyne games on a nightly basis sounds less appealing. Baseball is a game of finite variables already, Manfred seems super keen to lower that number as much as possible.

Burke SOP, put some random shit up and DGAF if people know what is happening

I kinda feel like the parking lot is part of their schtick.

Model 3 outsold the BMW 3 series in the US last month.

Lebron has shown that unless you have 3 of the 20 best players in the universe on your team, he’s probably going to beat you

If you’re any sort of Yankees fan you should be aware that their farm system is known for getting more mustard out of their prospects arms than was previously thought possible.

Process wasn’t great but the outcome, yea, that’s great.

You should be here for all the baseball dong coverage.

Yea because the guy who built it managed to think of everything but what damage those could do.

Age grade at a guess, he looks raw - no body angle in the run or technique in the tackle just getting by on being considerably bigger than most.

ain’t no one wants haggis

seems more like a masturbatory exercise in spending money than some mystical quest to make the perfect car.

That’s what happens when you rely on the OP having a working knowledge of their subject.