As you have declared yourself a casual I feel the need to point out: Those stats are not wholly relevant to an award given out based on performance over a calendar year (rather than a season.)

Longform shitposting, award isn’t for another half a season -to tack onto the tail end of this unfinished one (and some summer tournament?) Also what the hell does this mean:

None of the Yankees? Torreyes might actually be shorter than him. 

I love to leave Milton Keynes.

We are in France, we speak French.

It’s bizarre, starts off a sentence “you know what blud” or somesuch and finishes it “u get me fam?” AM I BLUD OR FAM I DON’T LIKE BEING BOTH.

full satisfaction with your role on the team should not be a requirement for playing with your head screwed on straight during the goddamn NBA playoffs.

This Troopz character is like a sentient soundboard, ugetmefam.

It’s now on for $500.

You’re probably a better athlete than Gattis.

I can think of nothing worse than having a newborn in my workplace, I’m like this every time a baby cries:

he’s a huge Bollywood actor now.

So you’re saying there’s a market for a gender specific cup?

Are these autograph hunters not paid for actors? Either way in a few short years that autograph will have gone up in value considerably as there will be no more signings possible.

THIS IS WHY WE ARE HERE, DON’T DENY US.

+1 4000k word article on Messi

Good Dog’s Great Day

That’s a bicycle kick McGeady turn into nutmeg, tekkers indeed.

I hate that people always go to the same place in talking about him.

Update (1:24 p.m.): A fan in attendance tells us it is an energy drink bottle, but it looks awfully banana-shaped (and banana-colored) to us.