Don’t worry, Haisley is already 5000 words deep into Tuesdays article about how Messi would have made it all irrelevant were he playing.

it looks awfully banana-shaped (and banana-colored) to us.

it looks awfully banana-shaped (and banana-colored) to us.

I spotted that, does Suzi know she’s getting cheated on?

+1 hotshot

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Burner nick on point, also could have gone with some reference to remaining gray for eternity.

Parcel shelf?

I’ll caveat my advice by saying that I’m hardly an electronics expert like Nathan K. or Benson Leung,

99 spec front end?

Fast and the Furious. That’s it.

And who pays $12 a month for Xbox Live?

In every life, a little shit must be eaten. Especially by sportswriters who think they know anything.

Countach perhaps. 

This is a scorching hot take, Porsche change their designs too much?!

It kind of looks like a concept car from the early 2000's.

You could have told me this is a current Volvo interior concept and I’d have believed it

Been behind the wheel of both, can concur.

Hooligans is a hell of a word if you believe all you read, covers anything from those beer tossing fuckwits to Russian death squads.

So you’re saying Dwight is better than great?