No. I like having a job.

This is flatly untrue: Men's fashion has made it clear that the only acceptable context for a man wearing sandals in public is after he's become an eccentric tech billionaire.

In my experience, women can get away with wearing almost anything they wish, from the frilliest of girlie clothes, to the manliest work boots and jeans. I'm not buying this reason for shoes!

The bravest question a guy ever asked me was if I derived any sexual pleasure from applying a tampon. My response was to ask if he enjoyed getting his prostate examined. His answer was "Yeah... kind of." Touché.

Can't say I like Charlie much. She whines about EVERYTHING.

Emmental wants to haloumi
Roquefort wants to get bufala
Some of them want to asiago,
some of them want to be a bleu

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese, everybody's looking for Stilton!

Sweet dreams are made of cheese - who am I to dis a Brie?

Somewhere in Hempstead, New York, a graphic designer needs to do less meth.

I've resorted to ad-blocking the gifs. I simply can't read with all that movement distracting me from the margins.

So Gus Fring Masks will be half off?

I'll just leave this here.

Heels don't work, they wreak long-term havoc on women's bodies. The women who find them "comfortable" do so because they've already done damage to their bodies, so the heels become like a crutch.

My reaction? FUCKING FINALLY.

It's a naked body, people. We all have one. I look forward to a future in which having your naked bod discovered online by a co-worker just leads to a facepalm and not a firing, or worse, a suicide.

I'm PRETTY sure I own those and mine are from... well, Gap. #irony

Liposuction deals more with subcutaneous fat. In obesity, the real big problem is visceral fat, which forms around the internal organs (the viscera).. It's the kind of fat you see in a beer belly, which is usually rock hard to the touch because it lies beneath the abdominal muscles.

I LIKEWISE THINK THAT IT WOULD BE GREAT TO HAVE WONDER WOMAN'S STRAIGHT-UP UNCOMPROMISING (AND A BIT OLD-FASHIONED) MORALITY AT ODDS WITH THOSE SEEN AS POPULIST FIGUREHEADS FOR THE NATION - IF USED TO SKEWER OUR WITH-US-OR-AGAINST-US PARTISAN POLITICS IT COULD BE SOMEWHAT BLEAK, AS WELL AS A BEACON OF SANITY.
ALSO I…

I DUNNO MAN. THE WORLD REALLY SEEMED TO ENJOY THOR AND NORDIC GODS ARE PRETTY SUPERNATURAL.

URE ON THE RIGHT TRACK SIS!

They're not fat, they're big boned!
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