I was just going to come here and say this. All of this is incredibly painful for her family. The amount of times they talked about where her body was last seen, in the trunk of whos car in what parking lot. That’s a human. That was someone’s child. It actually turned me off of “true crime” all together. 

I remember being enthralled with listening to Serial, waiting for the proof that the system had once again screwed over an innocent man. I quickly realized that moment wasn’t coming, and they had found the most guilty murder suspect ever.

This. The whole setup looks like it was taken out of the Basic Bitch Bible. 

“I suggest you see it too before commenting on it, Hazel.”

Watching Rent as an adult is kind of like watching The Little Mermaid as an adult. I still find it enjoyable, because I love the songs, but mostly I’m just questioning why people thought they could get away with not paying rent in NYC, and feeling kind of bad for Benny the whole time. Yea, I know he made an agreement…

Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Bradley looks at Gaga when she first starts singing.

I understand we live in the #metoo era but I just don’t buy this story.

On the one hand, Vogue, when that was Anna Wintour’s main job, would never have let this gaffe go to press. On the other hand Vogue, under Anna Wintour’s leadership, would never have allowed either of these women to work as unpaid interns.

That’s the thing about all these conversations about whether or not we should accept back these fuckers after some nebulous period of “time out” from public life - it presupposes that there’s no one else with sufficiently good (or better!) talent that we could direct our attention to. It all focuses on the tragic loss…

Look at Casanova over here, making eye contact and everything

First text: “I need you now.”

Who wants to fuck someone with egg salad breath?!?

I hate to win pissing contest two weeks in a row, but if “I want to fuck you where you fart” isn’t a winner, then I don’t know what is. 

The single people will laugh in derision. THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT AWAITS

This was a recent one from my wife who was in another room

Because he’s thinking of running for president in 2020. Do try to keep up.

Actually, we are more offended that members of his campaign were total sexist dicks while challenging her.

Probably resentful because of that whole pesky “not a Democrat, but I’m going to use the party for my own selfish means” thing

Because people are being contacted about returning to work for his 2020 campaign now?

I’m sure that the bold senator from Vermont will make it clear that his economic stimulus will solve this problem too, in the way that it will also solve racial disparities. No further action will be necessary!