Back in the day, I was often told that with my big 80s perm-curly red hair and similar features that I bore a resemblance to Tawny Kitaen from the Whitesnake video. So one night some girlfriends and I were out at a club and these guys were buying us drinks because they had somehow been led to believe that I was the…

And what about the Nisha call?

Stay Gold, Bubble Dog.

Adnan.

My summer to-do list:

“James Spader from the Blacklist”...

I also have a story about two celebrities who’s worst encounter was each other. I was at a charity function being held a Mar-a-Lago, Donald Trump’s golf/country club in Palm Beach. It a common practice to invite the Trumps and any of their guest to the charity parties. They usually decline and make a donation (which…

Season opener of SVU: The older daughter of a popular reality TV family known for their strict family values is found pushing her deceased infant brother on a swing in new York (they’re in town to be on a morning show). Girl admits that she had a mental breakdown after remembering that her brother molested her for…

Well, I’m not confirming or denying anything, but all the clues do seem to point toward Sarah Michelle Gellar.

White privilege is having agents of the state and a presidential candidate protect you despite being an incestuous child rapist. Imagine if this dude wasn’t a white guy. It’s truly baffling so many people are unwilling/unable to have a modicum of empathy for people like Tamir Rice but are more than willing to defend…

Claire Danes. She doesn’t seem cool.

Because women are expendable. How much of this shit has to happen before people get the message that WOMEN DO NOT MATTER?

Fuuuuck. The only thing this teaches anyone is, if you get kidnapped by an ex and manage to escape your confinement, be sure to BREAK THAT FUCKER’S LEGS, MINIMUM, before you run off, because you are on your own. Motherfucking useless cops.

I’m going to continue to not watch this show.

I’ve never been into the show. To me, it always reminded me of when every comic book decided to go “grim and gritty” in the 90s. One most juvenile things to believe is that constant senseless hopelessness and violence are somehow inherently mature. It’s a 13 year old boy’s vision of what adult art should be like.

Definitely a DIY haircut.

Thank you: “The problem isn’t that this episode included a rape, but that it did so in the service of bad storytelling. It told the audience nothing that wasn’t already known, and it didn’t advance any plot lines beyond where they already were.”

And you know what, Republican candidates? You are running for president, not pope.

Oh, Heb. Jesus never said “thou shalt not provide the pizza at a wedding of two mans.” He was too busy knocking down the money-lenders, feeding the hungry, healing the sick, and protecting prostitutes.

Yo, you guys are living some fucking blessed life that you would turn your nose up at a $20,000 trust fund.