Seriously. Every family who loses a baby due to some completely preventable disease they caught from their unvaxxed neighbor’s kids should be able to sue this guy.

What, Amy? Say it ain’t so! I’ve only interacted with her once, when I was a unpaid receptionist aka intern at a movie production company, and she seemed fine, if tired.

They somehow don’t understand the distinction between slut-shaming and useless-human-being-who-demands-too-much-bandwidth-and attention-while-contributing-absolutely-nothing-to-the-culture - shaming. Even her husband produces (bad) music. She produces nothing but publicity. Because Americans are idiots.

The headline was about Brad and Angie and yes we know these stories about them breaking up have been going on for 10 years but still - I honestly don’t give one flying fuck about the Kardashians. If they’re a side story leave them there.

And now for a Jamie Foxx story because I’m procrastinating. Many years ago I temped briefly on an MTV show about Diddy which required logging hours and hours of tape of him and his friends in the recording studio. At one point Jamie Foxx shows up with his then tween daughter and shows her around, and then leaves her…

I came here for Jamie and Claire gifs and you people have failed me.

Yeah, but in my high school science class, the textbook had to have a sticker saying that evolution was just a theory. Because of the school board. It’s amazing how you can defend institutionalized ignorance if you really try.

She really is like a Disney cartoon. But the producers can cast her and congratulate themselves on casting someone who is technically only half-white. Diversity! I won’t watch it if it’s her because I can’t take someone who fake smiles ALL the time. Would watch the hell out of a Jubilee season though.

I’ve never gotten it either. Is it the weird distortion he does to his voice to cover the fact he can’t sing? His bad or just self-aggrandizing rap lyrics? What is it that people fawn over?

You’re right. Cash settlement = totally innocent, no wrongdoing here, move along folks. And no, she didn’t get off because she’s a woman. She got off because she’s a famous, wealthy, incredibly well-connected woman. Better?

Maybe they didn’t find her guilty of criminal liability, but she was negligent/not paying attention, she hit someone’s car, they got pushed into oncoming traffic, they died. Whoops.

What bothers me is that no one reports the margins by which men voted for Bernie over Hilary in New Hampshire. No one says, oh, the men went for Bernie by 70%, they must be voting with their penises. Even though, if we get down to brass tax, some of them must be for him to have won the men by that high a margin…

Also she killed someone with her car and got off scott free because “meh, women drivers amirite?”

It’s horrifying, but at least you know and can make a choice whether to go. The last time we visited my aunt with my then 3 year-old, I had no idea she kept a gun in the house. They have no small kids (but they do have young grandkids) but I doubt they have a safe. If I had known, I would have watched my kid more like…

Same! But I wonder if I would have appreciated what a great dad my husband is if it hadn’t been for my absentee shit dad (or even if I would have sought out a potential-great-dad as a priority in a partner in the first place.)

I know it’s not like your body knows when you are magically 40 vs 39, but my husband will be 40 this year. We have one healthy child and another on the way who (so far) appears to have passed all the healthy baby markers. We might want a third child in the future (I’m 34). Would it be worth it to bank sperm just in…

Yeah, when the DVR list grow past 10 unwatched episodes, we realized we had officially quit the show. Keeping comedies fresh is hard.

Stopped watching it after one episode of the last season. It wasn’t even like a choice I actively made, just lost interest. All the characters are narcissists bordering on sociopathy and not in a “funny enough to get away with it like Seinfeld” way.

Horror movies are great for hookups. You can do the pretend to be scared must tuck in closer to you thing. I had great ex sex after watching Shaun of the Dead.

I came for the Outlander gifs and you people have failed me.