It was a scene in Kathy’s reality show. She was trying to outspend Paris and succeeded, then quickly returned everything. And then Paris got chased by the paparazzi while Kathy got ignored. I mostly remember this for Paris’s bizarre Prince Valiant haircut.

or just don’t send them. works like a charm for me every year.

Or maybe sequins and stripes don’t need to go together on every. single. fucking. thing.

For me, as a parent and pregnant person, the most rage inducing of the new proposed legislation was the last one, in which doctors would be forced to refer patients whose babies have a fatal birth defect to a perinatal hospice. “No, instead of having an abortion, you are mandated to watch your baby suffer a slow and…

I saw her on stage in the last week of the Studio 54 “Cabaret” revival with Alan Cumming. She was fucking fantastic. It totally turned me around on her. That girl has serious chops, she just hasn’t had the right role yet on film.

These people know it won’t give them the same effect as the lip injections/fillers/implants that Kylie had, right? They have to know that. Right?

Yeah, I want her plastic surgeon after I’m done with all the breastfeeding bullshit because mine sure as hell didn’t look like that after the first one.

Oh, that was the one and only collab I lined up at like 5:45 for. And then I bought more stuff I didn’t notice the first time around on eBay for different degrees of inflated prices... no regrets though since I still wear it all. Well, except the kid’s beanie I bought my son which he instantly declared “itchy” and…

One of the sister wives is leaving the other sister wives? Way to bury the lede. Moar, please.

The Marant H&M collection is the only one I still wear, and I bought a LOT of it. Awesome menswear coat, suede boots, knits. But yeah, I could start my own store with the bits and pieces I have from Target collabs. Some stuff I did sell on eBay but others I just donate to Goodwill.

I’m personally grateful that the Southern Baptist church I grew up attending spewed misogynist, bigoted, anti-gay, anti-choice, creationist nonsense. If it hadn’t I might have never started to question their teachings, starting with the whole invisible guy in the sky who created everything and is judging everything…

OK, I have budget question/scenario for any destination wedding brides out there, so someone please ungrey this comment!

Treat them like cigarettes. Tax them to death, and if that doesn’t work, tax them more. Make ammo so fucking expensive no one will buy automatic rifles anymore. Use the profits to pay for metal detectors and security guards at schools, churches, malls and movie theaters until we don’t need them anymore.

I have so many feelings about this topic. (This pill is obviously a no-go, I already have bizarre hereditary low blood pressure so if I took this I think my heart might stop beating all together. And at that point you can also pry my glass of wine out of my cold dead hand). As someone who has experienced…

Yup. I’m going back to school and got put on my department’s internship announcement list serve, and I’m all, “Nope. No thanks. I’m a mom, I do enough unpaid labor as it is.”

Most people stop doing group birthday dinners for adults once they have kids. But then you have to go to kids birthday parties and spend cash on presents that won’t be played with in a week. So.

Your husband possible fucking her is not the reason not to hire a young nanny. Their proclivity to quit with less than two weeks notice because they have an audition/want to go on a monthlong silent retreat/oops they forgot to take their meds is. 50+ grandmas from the Caribbean are where it’s at, yo.

Sadly this applies to almost half of the members of the Supreme Court.

I remember going on a tour of our future middle school in fifth grade and being told that the shorts all the girls had on (it was June) were too short for middle school. It is such a mind fuck that what’s acceptable one day on your body is unacceptable the next day. Our high school’s valedictorian got sent to…

She looks like she could be the queen of the Real Housewives. Please let this be a reality TV crossover thing that happens. I’ve never watched KUWTK, but I would watch the hell out of that shit.