Not trying to doxx myself so gonna keep it vague, but a family member of mine resembles a famous comedian who has his own TV series. (Not really, but if you squint). People in elevators have talked about the show with him, he’s been chased down the street, and gotten restaurant tables without waiting. One time in…

Chad Lowe. Amirite?

Cosign all of this. And then they couldn’t get my uterus back in because it was so swollen and while they were trying I lost half my blood. Ah, the miracle of life.

My venue came with a day-of wedding coordinator, not the same thing as a planner, but something I would have sprung for if the venue hadn’t included it. She made sure all the vendors knew where to be and that we actually got to eat at our own wedding, put the presents and cards in a safely locked storage room and got…

The gameplan is to score points with socially conservative constituents in their home district. “See, I tried to punish the lady people for having all the sex, but that Muslim in the White House vetoed it!” Something along those lines. I think there were actually fewer of these bills put before Congress when Bush was…

It’s a self-perpetuating thing too. As people leave, your realm becomes empty and there is no one to play with, so you want to leave. Sure, you can pay to move realms, but then you’re dumping more money into a game that a bunch of other people already quit. I was primarily a solo player and I still found the emptiness…

Agreed. My son’s preschool teacher is neurotic and can’t handle the stress of her job. Watching the nasty way she interacted with my son was heartbreaking. Young children especially can’t be perfect all the time and if someone hates working with small kids, then they should do the kids a favor and find a different…

When I was touring London solo I downloaded some walking tour podcasts. A lovely English man tells you what tube stop to get off at and directs you from there, pointing out sights and their history as you pass them along the way. Walking along like you know where you’re going instead of constantly consulting a map…

There’s one I have to walk by in order to get to the actual subway. It smells like Listeria, yeast and abandoned dreams. I actually prefer the urine-soaked subway stair smell.

It’s become like Black Friday, which really is no better than The Purge at this point.

We took our kid to Disney World for his birthday this year, and one big bonus was that no party = no piles of crap he would play with once and then would endlessly clutter our city apartment. (And yes, I know I could put no gifts on the invitation, but people always ignore that. I don’t ignore it and then I feel like…

Exactly! Dude, if Joanne Woodward had written a book on relationships, that’s one I would read.

Watchmen is the worst movie I’ve ever seen. It was so laughably bad, and it took itself sooo seriously. And it was so long. Super excited that Patty is directing WW though.

I wish I could star this a thousand times. I’m a grownup, and I’ll wear whatever the fuck I want, and anyone who wants to call me an asshole for it can go fuck themselves. Also, some of us don’t live in sunny California. Fur or faux fur and goosedown = not freezing to death on your long walk to the subway.

This really puts a grisly spin on the term ghostwriter. But hey, if they're hiring, pick me! "Lisbeth enters her apartment and flips on the coffee machine. While she waits for it to warm up, she makes herself a tuna sandwich and sits in a Helstromm chair, one of the four she purchased from Ikea a month earlier. She…

Back when I was engaged, the etiquette forums on the Knot.com often had self-crowned queens of what is and is not appropriate railing against honeymoon registries. Why? Because no one should have to pay for you to have sex. I guess their logic stemmed from the idea that we're all saving ourselves for the wedding…

Nope. Married. To the guy from the OC.

But she doesn't act, right? I mean apart from Battleship?

Asia Mclain's testimony wouldn't necessarily exonerate Adnan anyway. She saw him at the library after school, the same time others saw Hai near the wrestling bus. Hai could have picked him up from the library and he could have killed her elsewhere, then driven her car to Jay's grandmother's house (as he admitted in a…