It’s horrifying, but at least you know and can make a choice whether to go. The last time we visited my aunt with my then 3 year-old, I had no idea she kept a gun in the house. They have no small kids (but they do have young grandkids) but I doubt they have a safe. If I had known, I would have watched my kid more like…

Same! But I wonder if I would have appreciated what a great dad my husband is if it hadn’t been for my absentee shit dad (or even if I would have sought out a potential-great-dad as a priority in a partner in the first place.)

I know it’s not like your body knows when you are magically 40 vs 39, but my husband will be 40 this year. We have one healthy child and another on the way who (so far) appears to have passed all the healthy baby markers. We might want a third child in the future (I’m 34). Would it be worth it to bank sperm just in…

Yeah, when the DVR list grow past 10 unwatched episodes, we realized we had officially quit the show. Keeping comedies fresh is hard.

Stopped watching it after one episode of the last season. It wasn’t even like a choice I actively made, just lost interest. All the characters are narcissists bordering on sociopathy and not in a “funny enough to get away with it like Seinfeld” way.

Horror movies are great for hookups. You can do the pretend to be scared must tuck in closer to you thing. I had great ex sex after watching Shaun of the Dead.

I came for the Outlander gifs and you people have failed me.

It was a scene in Kathy’s reality show. She was trying to outspend Paris and succeeded, then quickly returned everything. And then Paris got chased by the paparazzi while Kathy got ignored. I mostly remember this for Paris’s bizarre Prince Valiant haircut.

or just don’t send them. works like a charm for me every year.

Or maybe sequins and stripes don’t need to go together on every. single. fucking. thing.

For me, as a parent and pregnant person, the most rage inducing of the new proposed legislation was the last one, in which doctors would be forced to refer patients whose babies have a fatal birth defect to a perinatal hospice. “No, instead of having an abortion, you are mandated to watch your baby suffer a slow and…

I saw her on stage in the last week of the Studio 54 “Cabaret” revival with Alan Cumming. She was fucking fantastic. It totally turned me around on her. That girl has serious chops, she just hasn’t had the right role yet on film.

These people know it won’t give them the same effect as the lip injections/fillers/implants that Kylie had, right? They have to know that. Right?

Yeah, I want her plastic surgeon after I’m done with all the breastfeeding bullshit because mine sure as hell didn’t look like that after the first one.

Oh, that was the one and only collab I lined up at like 5:45 for. And then I bought more stuff I didn’t notice the first time around on eBay for different degrees of inflated prices... no regrets though since I still wear it all. Well, except the kid’s beanie I bought my son which he instantly declared “itchy” and…

One of the sister wives is leaving the other sister wives? Way to bury the lede. Moar, please.

The Marant H&M collection is the only one I still wear, and I bought a LOT of it. Awesome menswear coat, suede boots, knits. But yeah, I could start my own store with the bits and pieces I have from Target collabs. Some stuff I did sell on eBay but others I just donate to Goodwill.

I’m personally grateful that the Southern Baptist church I grew up attending spewed misogynist, bigoted, anti-gay, anti-choice, creationist nonsense. If it hadn’t I might have never started to question their teachings, starting with the whole invisible guy in the sky who created everything and is judging everything…

OK, I have budget question/scenario for any destination wedding brides out there, so someone please ungrey this comment!

Treat them like cigarettes. Tax them to death, and if that doesn’t work, tax them more. Make ammo so fucking expensive no one will buy automatic rifles anymore. Use the profits to pay for metal detectors and security guards at schools, churches, malls and movie theaters until we don’t need them anymore.