I like Madison Bumgarner. He seems like a chill dude who would want to eat the raw eyeballs of his enemies, in order to steal their soul/gain their power.

Madison Bumgarner’s facial expression 99% of the time.

I always thought the Browns Uncertainty Principle was you can know their coach and know their quarterback but never both at the same time

Man, the video of your dunks is buffering like crazy.

Okay, but were you like a good dunker or more of just I go up for a simple dunk on a fast break kind of dunker?

Also how tall are you?

Whaaaa? It's shown pain as day in the slow motion replay. He dribbles twice, grabs with both hands, then dribbles again.

Show off.

“...among other provisions allows transgender people to use the bathroom of the gender they identify as.” And where exactly do you apply for your transgender ID? Point being, I can identify as male or female on any given day on a whim. This political football (or basketball in this case) has absolutely nothing to do…

This makes me legitimately sad. Sager’s one of the most joyous personalities in sports, and that’s just not the crazy suits talking. He and Popovich spun gold on those sideline interviews on a weekly basis for years. He is a rare figure in sports media who is just about universally beloved, which tells you what kind…

The tattoo thing was such a shame, seeing as the Buckeyes ended up with Urban Meyer, the most wins in college football since and a National Championship. But yeah, nice burn?

Ohio State has beaten Michigan 11 of the past 12 times they’ve played.

I’d say his mood is pretty understandable if he went face first into the airbags

So you want to take a (somewhat) promising talent, sit him on the bench until he reaches FA, and then lose him for nothing?

If Canadians get to jizz everywhere whenever they win in hockey, I’m going to revel in our basketball gold, thank you. I know that the talent difference is worse in basketball than hockey, but I don’t care. Just be thankful we don’t have football in the Olympics.

Tennis players like Henin and Clijsters have talked about the difficulty of sports and kids and how they’re at odds (Henin retired and ended a glittering career early to have children). Players and ex-players like Heather Watson and Annabel Croft have talked about the difficulty of playing tennis on their period.

I honestly think the whole ‘hormone’ portion of his answer was him saying, as delicately as he could muster in a non-native language, “I bet it sucks to have to play tennis while on your period.” Which is probably true.

I find that kind of embarrassing if you are actually a retired person.

My mom says I’m a catch.

I think Michael Irvin is more concerned with rules on who’s holding.