Agree with this entirely. Makes it even more difficult when the kid’s dad sucks at his job.

This was what I was thinking. LaRoche seems like one of these young earth, kill the homos, ‘Murica types. He’s friends with the guy from Duck Dynasty for Christ’s sake.

Meet Chumlee Plumlee.

Iowa, Iowa St., No. Iowa

That’s a lot of white people on the court

Yes. Grown women. Not young girls.

Are you serious?

This is a really circular argument.

Um, they were 76-86 in LaRoche’s one season, so I hope they don’t think that kid is a good luck charm.

Do you really hear Gus Johnson’s voice and not know that it is Gus Johnson?

allegedly did something. I think everyone remembers the whole Duke Lacrosse thing.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa—isn’t somebody from the early 2000s Kings gonna call timeout on this??

I have to admit: I’m 42 and I’ve never heard of Grantland Rice. I had no idea Grantland was named after someone until literally just now.

This is a really great strawman article, he was referring to KD talking about loving Boston as a city. Don’t know what’s whats worse, Simmons being Simmons or Deadspin slobbering hatefully all over his nuts

How do you go from building custom motorcycles, to being a coach on the Yankees? This guy has done it all!!

Hit ‘em with that “WOOOO!” afterwards too. Really drives home the burn!

I think the secret villain in this story is Giant Black Rectangle.

This story is too normal to be reported on by Deadspin. Are there pics of one of them hitting someone in the balls?

That photo serves as a perfect metaphor for when Deadspin cross links its readers over to Jezebel.

Looks like he lost his blocker, not his glove, Samer. But regardless, great usage of his Canuckles on that play!