“I definitely would have done that thing I don’t have to do because the deal didn’t happen, because I care about winning,” said the player who’s supremely conscious of his public image.....

Well for one, is there any reason to believe the anonymous people? Any reason to believe they are relying on actual knowledge? The school may have to hide behind Hippa but others do not. If there was a police complaint they would have to reveal it, but there has not been one. Since when do we make headlines purely on…

I know most laugh it off but Rocky IV taught us to be suspicious of the training regiments of Russians with beautiful, glistening thighs

Ok...this is some really bad analysis.

the spurs have the benefit of being a massive, ominous cube of industrial grade stainless steel, through which no light or emotion can permeate, and whose surface is simply buffed to a sheen by the exhausted screams of their weary foes. also they use their draft picks so wisely!

Haha fuck you and fuck Brady.

Do you actually believe that Tom Brady wasn’t tampering with the balls/having Pats employees tamper with the balls?

Do you not see the utter irony in your own words?

Have you worked with local businesses before? A lot of them don’t have a website, or their website was last updated in 2008 (especially if the place is being shut down). Pretty much any discussion has to be done in person.

Way to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Doing one’s due diligence on a business deal would be doing online research to find the owner, calling him on the phone and setting up a meeting, not showing up unannounced and trying to get two females to let five males inside a shuttered business.

But that obviously…

The third video is from a different game, no? Or else why are the Rockets wearing different uniforms, and more importantly how did the score go from 94-94 to 96-88?

Canada has a little known player by the name of Connor McDavid.

Shouldn't they only get 70% of a roster?

In all fairness, Crunchwrap Porchswings isn’t the first person to get fucked by something backed by Delta.

Ya’ll are so damn weird.

KG should replace Stephen A. Smith immediately upon retirement.

I can’t decide what is more depressing the fact that you own a “Target golf polo” or that you decided to admit to this shameful fact.

Quick question: how expensive does a suit have to be to cost more than the value of a car driven by a man in a “Target golf polo”?

Using ball dogs at a tennis match is a bad idea. It’s just a slippery slope toward asshole cats acting as chair umpires.

He steps off the rubber first thing. Can’t be a balk if you aren’t set to pitch.

Burrillville must feel cold and sick after that.