I love that in the context of current professional baseball salaries, $8 million for one season is considered “peanuts.” Crazy.

“Athlete of sports”

Maybe for women who don’t like sports. For women who love sports as a part of their identity? I imagine that would be great. Women are not monolithic.

Unrealistic. A Bengal doesn’t have any rings to give.

What a wonderfully exaggerated title. ‘sound tracking’? Give me a break

“Somehow stylizing it as SCurry is necessary but I have room and reason in the tweet to explicate Abdul-Rauf’s entire naming history”

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”

That's at least a 7.2. Not sure what the 40 time was.

Have we checked to see if Kyle Singler is conscious?

I’m sorry, but Howard lost his cred to write over-thought shit about the plight of being a black athlete when he defended Tiger Woods thusly:

Can we get a Greg Howard think piece on how all basketball mom’s are afraid of former NBA players?

Protip: if you look at Mary’s Twitter (@babersgreen) you will see the top half of my head in the bottom right of the picture. She took my selfies with her and cropped me out :(

“The next former Browns QB about to hit the field”, right before a shot of Carson Wentz. Think they’re talking about Stave at first, then a quick line about Wentz, which seems to make a little more sense

Think of the ratings of a show where analysts said what they really thought and acted like the asshole a lot of them really are. Like really.

Chris Rose is horrible.

it’s crazy how far apart the bar is in mens and women riding — this would have been a last place drunk run for a dude—

A northwest Ohioan that likes a the Red Wings? You’re probably decked out in a bunch of UM gear half the time.

We won the Toledo War. Part of the treaty is that you can’t root for teams up there. Your only valid choices were the Hawks or the Pens.