I was just chatting to another AV Clubber about our mutual love for “Nothing But A Man” - one of my favourite movies of all time - and I commented that if I could I would make everyone watch it. And voila! This article comes up with that exact premise! So, even though it is a fifty-plus year old movie, I’ll have to…

I would, but typing comments in Kinja happens to be on that list...

Step 1: Dump chicken strips, tacos, churros, onion rings, fries into deep fryer.

Easy: The album “Brutalism” by U.K. band IDLES. It is a pummeling, ferocious piece of 21st century punk rock that’s relevant socially and sonically. It’s the sound of Brexit, 45, narrowing job opportunities, rising rents, and growing millennial angst about it all rolled into one album.

I think I need to move to Melbourne. So much good music coming out of there.

I want that docking kind of love. Like penis in the foreskin. Just, like, warm.

Not her brother and not her dad? Phew, glad they clarified that straight off!

Sister blows NOT her brother in front of NOT their dad.

You’re obviously not looking hard enough.

All that matters is that you come.

Stepbrothers!? LAME! Blood relations or no dice!

There better be lesbians, strap-ons, and black girl-white guy scenes in there somewhere!

I’ve seen that one. Pretty sure they were stretching the truth a little bit. Those men did NOT look similar at all!

INCESTUAL bukkake?!?

Backwards, forwards, reverse cowgirl, the Viennese Oyster. All directions are welcome.

Gerbils,not hamsters. Richard Gere stuffed a gerbil up his ass. Get it right.

Why bring hamsters into it?

I think you have that backwards.

Speaking of sites that strangers have looked at on my computer—I wonder why on earth a bunch of people decided to create a website showcasing porn videos named “Xhamster.” “Pornhub” sure; “Xvideos” at least makes sense. As does “Videobox.” Why bring hamsters into it? I wish I could’ve sat in on that meeting.

The weirdest thing I’ve ever seen uploaded on a porntube *THAT SOME MYSTERIOUS STRANGER WAS LOOKING AT ON MY COMPUTER* was probably Mean Girls on Xhamster.