Want to know why the Library of Congress is stopping the archive?

Guys. It’s time for some game theory. 1/420

HELP I’VE BEEN LISTENING TO TRACK 10 ON REPEAT FOR LIKE A WEEK NOW AND I THINK I’M STARTING TO LOSE TOUCH WITH REALITY

You are me.

Saying Def Leppard is better than Nickelback is like saying syphilis is better than herpes, because it’s curable. But then again, I suppose that makes a decent point, because much like syphilis and herpes, Def Leppard is comparatively easier to avoid than Nickelback is, these days.

To me, Papa John’s is like Nickelback. It’s pizza, so it’s fine, it’s just I can get better at about 10 places in my delivery area.

To be fair, he said “can,” not “will.”

Why on earth would you want to do that?

The middle class in America just took what is likely it’s death blow, but it’s good to see people who have their priorities straight. 

The other day I realized that Terry Crews would be the best possible option to play Patton Oswalt in a Patton Oswalt biopic.  Ideally Mr. Crews would play him at all ages.

The Rock already said he’s interested in running in the future, and I think it’s a terrible idea. We don’t need more celebrity presidents, especially one without any experience and unclear politics.

Hilarious, if only anyone were that organized, let alone the Dems whose inept campaign manager can’t even recognize a phishing e-mail. Unfortunately, the only coup going on here is a corporate one, with Trump a hired actor to divide and distract the public while his bosses, the Koch bros, and their crony cabinet of…

I love all the Hole albums for very different reasons; Pretty on the Inside for sheer rocking power; Live Through This for some lyrical shenanigans; and Celebrity Skin for melody. Fuck. Now I want it to be 1998 again.

Gah, I so miss Hole. I really fucking wish Courtney was able to churn out some more great stuff. Celebrity Skin was like the pop record I needed in high school a zillion years ago....

Aw I really liked Miley’s new album. Malibu definitely isn’t the greatest song, but the album as a whole showcases her voice, which is really lovely.

Coffee is also the key to surviving a non-post-apocalyptic world, so I don’t know why the opposite deserves an article.

How often were you dropped on your head as a child? Or is this a more recent brain injury? You claimed that they liked Movie 43, which they gave a D+ and wrote other articles about how bad it was, and you’re gonna try this baby’s first condescension bullshit on me? Fuck off weirdo.

Also, they gave it a D+ so what the fuck are you talking about?

Ajit Pai is a fuckboy.

now that 2017 music is done and buried, time to return to Les Savy Fav for a few weeks

I’ve been having a sort of renaissance with Japanese Grindcore/Noise/Doom Metal. 

Self Deconstruction is a band I’ve been in love with for a few years (largely because of ex ‘Sete Star Sept guitarist’, Kuzuha who is just fantastic):