During the USWNT She Believes Cup (trust us, we know) match against Japan on Wednesday, a similar thing happened to the lineswoman. However, she pulled a Kepa and waved off the sub after the poor replacement already took off her long pants and was ready to go. It was a cold night in Philly. The game ended in a draw.

GMG’s Special Victims Unit Projects Desk was soliciting (unsuccessfully) Jeff Bezo’s dick pics. This is where Anna Merlan has taken her talents to from Jez.

Indeed.

You guys have absolutely no room to talk.

So the country boys with their Carhartt jackets and whatever brand cowboy boots and (when they were a thing) Nextel phones weren’t concerned with status symbols? Not mention the confederate flag tattoos and pickup trucks or Jeeps. Country folks can be just as vapid.

You’re very welcome. I know it’s a bit long-winded and actually I left out even more detail (Sky Blue is a complete mess), but I follow the NWSL. I’m a woman. I love women’s soccer. But sometimes...is Sky Blue now better than, say, MagicJack back then? Has the game evolved enough if the league and USSF are still…

What about the ex-GMG guys on the list? Shouldn’t you disclose that AJ Daulerio, Sam Biddle, Tommy Craggs, and Greg Howard were named? Or at the very least disclose that ex-GMG guys were listed without posting their names? Are you legally not permitted to talk about that or something?

Seriously. I made this post 10 days ago.

Yes. Sky Blue will hold onto their rights as a “discovery player” for one year. And if they decide to re-enter the NWSL next year, their rights go into another draft of sorts (I forget what they call it) where another team can decide to obtain their rights. It’s bad and it used to be way worse.

USSF practically owns the NWSL, and if you’re an American who has intentions of playing for the USWNT, then you kinda have to play here or else you won’t get a look...and even then it’s a long shot. Hailie Mace already has a couple caps with the senior team under her belt. And with the cycle starting back up again,…

I love how you can see the sticker on Jamie’s jeans.

This made me cry a little bit.

You went to CP, Gabe? Be a homer for once! Fuck ethics in (sports) journalism. I miss long-haired Jake. He was Samson-esque out there. Like an Under Armoured Air Bud.

And all that because a former Deadspin writer was getting ass blasted in the comments of his own stupid blog post.

That press conference was a lot harder to watch than I imagined. I'll miss watching him play. 

All of my stars are in Sealab’s name so it works it out.

Ugh. My heart. My uterus. This is too cute.

Deadspin doesn’t even care about women’s soccer in the USA, let alone England. It’s frustrating.

As a Ravens fan, I worked hard to forget him.

Pants on head crazy, but my fantasy trade scenario is Joe and Crabtree for Beckham. Eli can go...take pics of flooded buildings or something. I dunno.