Same for Delaware, the halfway home of the Flacco.

As a begrudging Ravens fan, they have a dead weight, once-elite QB just waiting to be traded now that Lamar Jackson has proven to be the future of the team...

I think Billy was hired so Greg wouldn’t have to do it. Then Greg left.

This is exactly what I was looking for. Thank you.

As a UMD alum, I would be delighted if two HBCUs made a run in the tourney.

That Loh and Evans are still UMD employees is embarassing.

You know what format was a disaster in waiting? The original draw FIFA released for the 2019 Women’s World Cup that Deadspin never fucking covered.

Oh gosh. This is gonna be rough, isn’t it? Sounds like it’s...Moreno time.

Get cubed

Lauren, will Deadspin be covering the 2019 Women’s World Cup draw, as well? It happened over a week ago. There are some great matchups in the group stages. I don’t have to tell you that women watch sports, but it would be nice to have some women’s sports coverage beyond the terrible USA Gymnastics scandal (praise…

Matip just broke his collarbone so maybe not even him. Gomez will probably be ready to go by then, though. And if not, there’s always Milner (I think that’s sarcasm).

It’s almost like UMD traded Durkin to Alabama for Lox in return. 

Agreed. They’ll play Sweden last so it might be a matter of goal differential should that end in a tie, and given the USWNT’s previous results against Thailand and Chile, I would expect them to pile on the goals more than Sweden. Jill Ellis can’t possibly manage another match against Sweden as poorly as she did the…

Ada Hegerberg being asked to twerk after winning the Ballon d’Or doesn’t even get a fucking mention from you guys but exotic dancers twerking on the MLS Cup trophy does? Are you fucking kidding me?

Also the 2019 Women’s World Cup draw. FIFA even fucked up the schedule release.

The commissioner thing is truly baffling because the league wants to expand within the next couple years, and I believe they need a commissioner to authorize that. Why won’t Amanda Duffy take the title of a job she’s been effectively doing the past two years?

Congrats to Atlanta. They deserved this.

What makes you think they didn’t handle the search with care, Gabe? You’re a UMD alum, right? You gotta know people have been wanting Lox to come back and lead this team ever since Jordan McNair died on DJ’s watch. Once Loh and Evans finally got their heads out of their asses by firing DJ, maybe some people wanted to…

The funny thing is Gabe is a UMD alum so he probably saw everything you mentioned (like say, SVP’s tweets on the matter) and didn’t care because he has to keep up the “Maryland is always bad” editorial slant here at Deadspin.

At least Ronaldo’s sisters didn’t expect Modric to twerk after he won. You know, like the rando who asked Ada Hegerberg to, right after she won the first women’s Ballon d’Or. Will Deadspin be covering that?