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Why do people feel the need to comment on or deride people/things/attitudes that we don’t agree with?

Yeah, this really backfired.

The manager pulled the trigger on the display before thinking it through.

But, bears...

Their aim was really off on this one.

Minogue is the only Kylie. That is all.

Actually I’m right.

I’m sure there’s some German word for what I’m feeling.

Yeah but you can’t tell what’s in those handles and poles. Could be really tiny terrorists!

I would have paid to see a shark eat Donald Trump.

We’re going to need a bigger bag.

As a child of immigrants who came here without knowing English, and to put themselves through graduate school with three kids inadvertently displaced by a civil war, I can most certainly say FUCK YOU to this entire administration.

After Miller’s show concluded, Sarah Sanders read a letter from a 10-year-old boy who wrote to offer to mow the White House Lawn.

Snakes in the Plains.

Someone must have gotten a google alert over Would U. Probably would have gotten to keep the job if the percentage of people who would was higher ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I actively want to fuck Paul Ryan. I’m gross. I don’t care.

Me too! I’ve been roasted here for saying I’d hate-fuck the shit out of Paul Ryan, and especially Jared Kushner, that little slut, but this dude? No thanks! I finally met a sleazebag I’d say no to, and I usually love Italian guys. But not this little piggie.

LMAO Aimee, there is no fucking way The Mooch would pay for drinks. He is ABSOLUTELY the type to go dutch, although I think Joanna’s strategy has some merit.

Hey. It’d be great if I didn’t have to scroll past 1,000 gifs. My phone is completely overloaded, and that amount of gifs was entirely unnecessary.